Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want
January 28, 2015 Sometimes when a cake makes no sense, it's helpful to ask yourself, "What do you suppose the customer asked for?"
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Insults 101: When calling a girl a dog, it's always helpful to be breed-specific.
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(For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that's not how Mrs. Hopperband spells her name.)
"Look, I just want what every girl wants for her birthday: a big- a$$ cake!"
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Eh. [shrugging] As I'm sure every cake-loving girl would agree: close enough. Pass the forks!
Sometimes you just want a sugary baked good for no reason at all. And yet, without an inscription, what can Wreckerators wreck? That's why they're so adamant that your cake say something.
And that's also why we get Wrecks like these:
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Give it a minute.
Jen B., Stephanie W., Autumn R., & Sara G., one "Ho Thing Special," comin' up.
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Reader Comments (32)
My basset mixes, DarbyQ and Willow, say Aroooooooooooooooo to that first cake!
Well, of course the last confection was for Ho Chi Minh's developmentally challenged little brother.
I think the "Big Ass Cake" may have been a joke - that is, deliberate. If someone surprised me with that, I'd just get out my biggest carving knife and start serving (once I was able to stop laughing).
Okay; I know SOMEBODY'S got to do it, so..."Please, may I have a piece of ass...........cake?"
That last thing? I gave it a minute, and still didn't get it. (Guess it's a ho thing.) =^-.-^=
Jenfrom edible photo of a naked Mohawk-baby carrot jockey can always make me smiley face picture of some kind pick something out, even if I'm in a modeling chocolate figure of a crying baby mood. Sprinkles something funny frosting balloons, general flotsam.
I came here to post some witty comment about a Big Ass but my train of thought got knocked off the rails when I read SuBee's comment. I'll be laughing about that all day.
Not gonna lie- I totally want the Big Ass Cake® for my next birthday.
Wonderful, SuBee. Are you a cake wreck orator, by any chance? You have the talent for it!
Big @$$ cake?!?!? ROTL-LMAO!!
Big ass cake is actually pretty funny XD
I thought the Hopper cake said "Bond bride"...like Bond...James Bond. (thought he never married so I'm not sure how that would work...)
I would totally go for a BIG ASS CAKE. But preferably with a hyphen between the first two words.
Should we be making fun of the Big Ass Cake? Because it could have been much MUCH worse.
Au contraire, SB, the "Bond Bride" is Diana Rigg!
[On Her Majesty's Secret Service]. That's how I read it, too...
I think "Bond Bride" Could be "Blonde Bride" . I would never write on a cake till I checked the spelling. If the employee wasn't there i called the customer. I look at what the Decorator does that took my place at work and shake my head. They're all Fondont bows and sprays. That is not being a decorator.
@ SuBee!!!!! ROFLMAO!! If I didn't "know" you so well, I'd have been lost, but, as I am CERTAIN that you are a (fairly ) sane human being with proper grammar 99.9% of the time...it's a VERY good thing I have learned to not drink and blog surf at the same time, my computer monitor would have been a goner!
Have I told y'all lately how much I love this place!!?
CW forever....with sprinkles.
Doesn't the last cake look like HoThing instead of Nothing?
But at least Special is correctly spelled!
Band Bride? Well, that would be the honorable thing after that one time at band camp.
But wouldn't the order have been... " I don't want nothing special on there?" That's how we'd say it in the south.
I read the second cake as "Bound Bride" O_o
I less than 3 you @SuBee! I needed that today.
No baby yet if anybody is wondering.
But if you "don't want nothing special on here" wouldn't that get you something special? Oh, no I forgot, we're talking about wreckerators here, so the double negative rule wouldn't mean anything to them...
I assume they were asked, "What do you want it to say?" Or something along those lines. :) But if that's the case, they couldn't read the writing. It looks like it says HoThing Special.
@SB, I read it exactly the same way!
SueBee, that was classic. And scary, as I was able to figure out exactly what you were doing. I think I've spent too much time on this site.
Band Bride is so much kinder than 'groupie'.
Big Ass Cake could be a call back to T-Pain's infamous Big Ass Chain.
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#1: At least the flowers are
pretty, no, ummmwell-made, no not that either. Okay, at least they are purple.#2: Band brides never bothered me. I was always afraid there would be a band baby on my watch as chaperon.
#3: I'm with Erica - that cake could have been MUCH worse. Especially with Kim Kardashian's photo-shoot.
#4: That story is pretty funny, actually. The local ho's were running a "thing" special. Two "things" for the price of one. :)
Well I would definitely want to eat the big ass cake lol. That other one looks like ho thing special which makes me wonder what on earth were they drinking lol.
Ho thing special? You usually gotta go under the bridge down at The Point for one of those...
I'm dieing! >~<
Where is the " big ass"? i only see a cake.
I think the Big Ass Cake is awesome! There is an actual company called Big Ass Solutions that makes extra-large sized fans for industrial buildings (Big Ass Fans) and lighting for industrial buildings (Big Ass Light), I wonder if this cake was made for a company party of theirs, because the letters look like the ones on a previous logo of theirs.