Pipe Dreams

"Okay, Tiger, you can do this. It's just an engagement cake, nothing to be afraid of.
"Here goes..."
"Steady... steeeeady..."
"Perfect!
"Now to finish up the delicate vine-work on this wedding cake."
[grunting]
"This next one calls for 'Cornelli Lace'. Huh."
"NAILED IT."
And for my piece de resistance, a magical Cinderella coach for the bride and groom's table!!
WITNESS THE MAJESTY OF MY CREATION!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
HAHA!
Heh. Aheh.
I should probably go back to the deli now.
Thanks to Jenna P., Jade C., Catherine C., and Vanessa S. for letting me play with clipart again.
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Reader Comments (52)
My husband works in the deli and does "emergency cake decorating" if no one is working in the bakery. This is so true.
Those are definitely sprint cars-- not dune buggies, golf carts, or whatever.
[I'm not a race fan, but I live within 100 miles of the Sprint Car Capital of the World, so I guess I'm supposed to know that.]