A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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June 13, 2014 What's Friday the 13th without some unintentionally creepalicious treats? So bakers, take it away!
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[blood-curdling shriek]
No, seriously, bakers: TAKE IT AWAY.
Thanks to Amanda W., Jessica N., Stephanie M., Liz P., Anony M., Meghan W., & Kate B. for reminding us our days are numbered.
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Reader Comments (57)
It wasn't the last one that got me.
It was the fourth one.
...Do you see what it's doing? It's staring into me. It sees my soul.
IT WANTS TO EAT IT.
0_0....RUN! RUN FOR YOUR VERY LIVES, FOR YOUR VERY EXISTENCE!
The last cake looks like it has a 3D representation of a dead rat stuck in it. Is that seriously the ultrasound photo of a human baby?
I realize it's too late for a Friday the 13th post, but I came across this site and thought of you, Jen. Some of these cakes might be appropriate to serve at the local concession stands.
http://www.vocativ.com/culture/photos/welcome-island-dolls-creepiest-place-mexico/
#1 is most sad because they spent all that time making very nice "fur" dollops....only to frak up the whole thing with those horrible eyes.
Is #2 supposed to be a bear, or one of those Japanese giant-scrotum-raccoon things? Maybe a hybrid offspring of the two?
#3 is named Gilbert & I'd like to know what's eating him...'cuz I sure as heck wouldn't eat that; it might be catching!
#4 "handmade just for you" Oh, hells no it ain't...this store clearly needs more stringent drug testing of its employees.
#5 Hey! It's Rundolph the lump-nosed pain-deer! hahaha
#6: I actually kind of like it, in a very macabre sort of way. Although shocking party-goers with a blood-soaked zombie-anarchist-giraffe might be good for a few laughs on occasion, a little girl's 1st birthday party is just not one of them. Maybe it would work for Elvira's birthday party...but not a one-year-old child's. No, just, no.
#7: @Sandy "there is a reason the womb doesn't have a window"......indeed.
And when are 3D sonogram images ever not creepy? They need to go back to the old low-res ultrasounds. A blurry grey blob was good enough for our mothers & 3D fetus images are just not meant for human eyes to behold!
That giraffe looks like an escapee from a Stephen King novel.
I think that's supposed to read "Kentucky Derpy"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
THE HORROR!!!!
M'kay I'm totally traumatized now!