Here comes the bri...AAAAUUGGHHH!!!
May 28, 2014 Brides these days. [shaking head] When the big day arrives, some of them can reeeally lose their heads, you know?
;)
That's the wedding cake.
Uh, maybe I should give you a moment.
[whistling]
All better? Have all your co-workers/family members gathered around the screen in response to your shrieks? Good. 'Cuz I want to talk about the consultation that resulted in this cake. Do you suppose it went something like this?
Bride: I want my wedding cake to look like my dress.
Baker: Sure, no problem. You want it on a dress form?
Bride: [scoffing] Uh, no-oo! It has to be on a body. MY body.
Baker: Wait, you want a full cake statue of yourself? Like this? [shows photo of infamous bride cake]
Bride: Ew, no! Who'd want to eat my head or arms? That's gross.
Baker: [relieved] Oh, good, 'cuz for a second there...
Bride: So just leave my head and arms off.
Here's another view: The limbless bride surveying her domain.
;)
As you can see, the bride (the headed one, I mean) thought it would be cute to put her veil on the neck stump after the ceremony. Which certainly adds...well, a veil to the neck stump.
But you know what my favorite part is? Go on, guess.
No, not that. Or that. Hah! Good point, but no. Look, I'll just tell you, shall I?
Ok, it's this: the shoulder stumpies look a lot like outstretched, plucked chicken wings to me. Here, look at the first photo again and tell me you don't see a plucked headless chicken in a dress trying to flap off to freedom:
;)
Flap flap flap.
You see it, don't you?
And if not, rest assured Headless Plucked Chicken Bride will be seeing YOU - in your dreams.
Mwuh-ha-ha-haaa!
Sleep tight, Anony M.
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Reader Comments (63)
Are we sure this wasn't the bride's memorial service after a horrible accident on her way to her honeymoon?
I think the wedding was in Sleepy Hollow. With the groom on horseback.
Perhaps if you were going to make a wedding cake with just the dress, you'd make the cake look like a folded up wedding dress...
How many fondants were harmed in the making of this....this....this...... P.S. I LOVE!!!! this site! our daughter is getting married and am using this site as a guide, a guide to make certain we don't end up on this site...
@TAL and Pauline: It's tagged Wrecky Replay
this is a subliminal message to the groom: she doesn't give head.
Thanks, Night Owl. Didn't notice the tags. Somewhat reassured about my sanity.
I want to see the real dress side by side with the cake..........
I showed this to my husband, and he quipped, "Maybe it's for a groom who doesn't know who his bride is." Surprise wedding with an arranged marriage, perhaps?
Anybody seen the movie Boxing Helena? This is the cake that lovely couple would've had.
Let's just hope she didn't want red velvet cake- !!!!
@pam: Best. Comment. Ever!!! ROFLMAO!!!
I love your website sooo much. I work in a hospital and whenever we need a break or a laugh it's straight to your website we go. The write up you did on this is hysterical.