Monday
May122014
Someone Bring Me A Sammich! (But Not This One.)
May 12, 2014 It's my birthday today - have I said?
So one wonders why I'm out of bed.
Well, can't be a bad host
You'll be wanting a post!
Here, have some gummis and bread:
;)
"Meals in Minutes," it says, oh how witty!
The earthworms are ever so pretty
And look, how divine!
Just $9.99!
A bargain for chefs who cook... um...
...badly.
Thank you to Britanie E.,
who really should probably see,
How much else I could say,
For Limerick Day,
But it's my birthday and I'm going back to bed, dammit.
*****
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Reader Comments (64)
Happiest of solar returns to you, dear Jen! You share your birthday with such other notables as Tony Hawk, Florence Nightingale, Wilfrid Hyde-White (for the uber-geeks), and George Carlin. Mr. Carlin is the only one who even comes close to having given us such hysterical, sometimes painful, laughs. But we have CAKE!
Here's hoping you have your cake and eat it, too, and no wrecks are involved.
Happy Birthday, Jen! I'm not the talented kind to be able to write limericks or twisted song lyrics. But I am fairly adept at birthday posts in general. :)
I hope you had a fantastic day and that John totally spoiled you!
xo :)
@Jodee: the wine is on the way, and yes, grapes count for breakfast....
@lisadh: no problem...you're welcome!
Ugh. I've attempted about three times a neato-keen limerick, but the creative juices are not flowing.
Happy birthday, Jen! Thank you for all the laughs (and Sweets) you bring us throughout the year. We all appreciate your hard work and special brand of snarkiness. :)
P.S. - Drat. Just realized my birthday's on a Saturday, so no CW post that day.
Happy Birthday!! I hope you enjoyed it even if the wrecks want you to run and hide lol.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!! Hope you were able to get over your slight case of the Mondays and enjoy your day :)
Happy Birthday, fellow Birthday person! A limerick for you:
There once was a baker named Enis...
Hmm. No, on second thought I'll just give this one a miss.
Sto lat and many happy returns! Just pretend this is me singing "Sto Lat" to you. I'm the electric accordion. http://www.polishamericancenter.org/sto%20lat.mp3
I still don't understand WHY someone would want to get a cake because they got "2 in the pink 1 in the stink" aka "The Shocker"!
Happy Belated birthday to the QUEEN of Wreckdom!!!!
Awww hail Queen Jen!!!!!
I'm a bit late, but I hope you had a wonderful birthday - you deserve it!
Thank you for all the laughs, the snorts, the giggles and winces.
Best wishes for a terrific year to come.
Hahahaha
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to someone amazing, strong, and sweet!
Oh god. The sad thing is, in the bakery I work at, this is a thing people special order
On purpose
I have SEEN IT HAPPEN