Kiss Off!
March 18, 2014 This meeting of Leprechauns Who Can't Get Kissed on St. Patrick's Day (LWCGKSPD) will now come to order. Welcome, supernatural wee folk!
Now, let's go around the circle and share the excuses we got this year. Seamus?
;)
"Well, I'm not sure it's an excuse per se, but most of them yelled a lot about me getting out of their bedrooms."
;)
"A few said something about Hallie Tosis, but I've never even heard o' the lass!"
;)
"They said I was too hairy." [belch]
;)
"Too blonde."
;)
"I LIKE TURTLES! HAAA!"
Oooh, rough luck, guys. Clover joins us this year as an honorary member. Clover, how'd your St. Paddy's go?
;)
"They said I was too needy. Me! Oh, and apparently crying is a 'turn-off.' So, you know, long story short: NOBODY got lucky."
"Hey, speak for yourself, Clover! A pack of pretty young things told me me nose reminded 'em of Owen Wilson!
;)
"Best. St. Paddy's. EVER!"
Thanks to Sam G., Claire O., Gwynn R., Dan B., Tangie H., Jennifer M., & David B. for making sure that glistening schnoz will be haunting my dreams tonight. [shudder]
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Reader Comments (30)
Sung to: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We are the Irish, who don't get any kiss
When we stare at you, you stand your ground
And when we ask you, for a little kiss
You just tell us, we've hal-i-to-o-sis
Well, we know that we're too hairy and we use too much peroxide
And we really like to talk about the turtles at the mall
And we know the clover's needy, and we've got a case of wang face
And that's why we never get a kiss at all.
Not sure just which part of Owen Wilson I'm seeing in that PanWow cake! (Ewwwwwwwww!)
That first one looks like the new photo of the "Two-and-a-Half Men" kid that hit the news this weekend...
These Cakes are slightly Creepy. I didn't realize people bought cakes for St. Patrick's Day. Although the first one is kind of adorable, the rest are just extremely creepy looking, I don't think I would want Those in my house starring at me whenever i'm getting food from the kitchen. I think I would just rather stick to not having a cake on St. Patty's day.
For some reason today, every single one of the narratives for these beauties really got to me. By the end of reading this edition I wanted to go take a shower and then hide in a dark quiet place. Shudder....
I am reasonably sure the last one wasn't referencing Owen Wilson's NOSE....
"Too blonde"??? WTF (What the Frosting?!?!)
Clover sort of reminds me of that paperclip dude from Microsoft Windows who always wants to 'help' you, even when you don't want to be helped, and even when you DO need help, he just confuses you. Maybe that's why he didn't get the love.
You help me find my boss's favorite font, I'll take you home. Deal?
Haaaa hahahaha
Is that a mini bagel instead of a buckle on Owen Wilson's hat?
Yes, they ARE shudder worthy...
Pan Wow creepy cake
Unlucky three leaf clover
The Saint is now DOOMED.
A Leprechaun by any other name is still a TROLL!
So creepy.
I don't remember ever having seen THAT part of Owen Wilson in any of his films that I've seen. Did I miss something somewhere?
I don't get the Owen Wilson comment. Why Owen Wilson?
it's the long dark green turd on the hairy guy that really turned my own stomach! Thank you for sharing? ;)
Love the vampire shamrock with the green blood coming off his teeth. The last leprechaun looks like they put a penis in place of his nose. So not appetizing.
Sooo that last one is a heart-shaped cake turned upside-down....is it a Valentine's Day leftover?
Also, all the eyeballs on the cakes are really creeping me out!!
Amy, Owen Wilson has a long, crooked nose. As for the other body part people are referring to, I can neither confirm nor deny any crookedness.
#4 The long green turd didn't bother me as much as the mealworm beard. Yuk!
Yeah... (blinkblink)... NOT "Owen Wilson"... **shudders**
"wang face" **snort** Thanks @Sharyn!
I think the 3-leaf Clover looks like wimpy broccoli
Oh why did I have to look closer at the shiny nose?? Lmao I really should know better but unfortunately I will never learn and will have the nightmares to prove it. Wreckerators should go into the nightmare business lol.
Cake 2 reminded me of the late, great actor Pete Postlethwaite ( if he had played a leprechaun).
I'm thinking none of them got kissed because none of them have lips, but I really don't think the cakes would have been improved by the addition. Yeah. Definitely not.
#1 looks like a hillbilly leprechaun, one buck-tooth.
The blonde ones look like some type pf demented furby....eugh.
<giggle>
Pan Wow!! Making the comeback!!
The "too blonde" still has me laughing!
And here I was thinking the "nose" cake was a likeness of a younger Judge Reeve Alvin Valkenheiser. Talk about gross out. BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha!
I'm pretty sure the heart on the third one should really say "kill me". He looks like he's in pain...