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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Nov132013

This Time It's Personals 

SGM
(Single Green Monster)

 

...seeks soul mate

...for lasting relationship.

 

Must enjoy:

...roadkill

 

...snow calligraphy

 

...crime scenes

 

...dumpster dining

 

...fish slapping

 

...and quiet evenings at home.

NO WEIRDOS.

 

But enough about my ex. (Just kidding -- therefore, it's NOT actionable...) Thanks to Michael G., Sue S., Sarah B., Pam T., Elizabeth C., Anony M., Stuart C., and the hilariously talented Charmaine (the baker of Hello Dominatrix up there) for hooking us up.

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Reader Comments (57)

Passing by: Spotted Dick is NOT any kind of cake. It is a steamed pudding with raisins in, to be eaten with custard and a huge dollop of nostalgia. The name calls for any number of stupid jokes, of course, but none of these involve icing or mould.

November 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMorag

@Jodi & Karate Lady: thanks!

November 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSir Laffsalot

@Jodi & Karate Lady: thanks!

November 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSir Laffsalot

@anony mouse: my apologies to your dog, and a "thank you" to you....

November 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLittle Boy Blue

Hello Kitty now starring in "Fitz the cat part 2" who would have thought...

November 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJamie Jo

I've never, ever understood the moldy wrecks that get posted. Why on Earth would *any* bakery want to leave that sitting out for customers to see? It can't possibly help with sales, and it can be a health hazard. Urgh.

November 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTasha

Maybe the pirate hooker cake is for a Once Upon a Time fan? Fans of the pirate Captain Hook call themselves hookers, so... I'm hoping that's the story behind the cake.
That mold cake... I will not be eating again tonight. *shudder*

November 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterEmma

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