Thursday
Jun302011
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
June 30, 2011 Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake?
Poem Option #2:
The cake that keeps giving,
and makes your guests squirm,
'Cause nothing says "marriage,"
like butterflies and sperm!
and makes your guests squirm,
'Cause nothing says "marriage,"
like butterflies and sperm!
Poem Option #3:
Roses are red
And cake can be pretty.
How sad for you,
'Cuz yours looks all...
[eyeing children]
...unpleasant.
And cake can be pretty.
How sad for you,
'Cuz yours looks all...
[eyeing children]
...unpleasant.
(Betting this cake will be pulled by baker request in 3...2...)
Thanks to Kristen G., who wishes more things rhymed with "tadpoles." Or is that just me?
Reader Comments (151)
This was not a wedding cake. It was a first birthday cake for a precious baby boy born stillborn. They did a white balloon release in his memory and this was the cake. Actual facts. Friend of the couple.