Get Used to Disappointment

It's time once again to take all your lofty dreams of realized cake-ordering expectations... and douse them with the bitter dregs of cold, hard reality.
Oh, yeah. It's gonna be THAT good.
Thanks to Megan G., Candace R., Alisha T., Catie S., & Suzanne S., who all "exceed expectations." Mostly because my expectations are really, really low.
Reader Comments (102)
As far as the baseball cap is concerned, it looks like somebody pulled a predecorated square cake out of Walmart's cake case and asked the lady behind the counter to put a cap on it. I'm positive Walmart would have informed her that they do NOT use fondant for decorating and that the hat would need to be done in frosting. The lady's request was a wreck in and of itself.
On that crummy Tinkerbell cake did anyone notice that random necklace near the bottom right corner?