Ba-Loony
September 28, 2010 It's the beginner's basic: one round(ish) glob o' icing, and one string.
And yet...
Yeeeeah.
Er, sorry, but I'm afraid writing it doesn't make it true.
Well, I AM seeing something that starts with a "B"...[looking around] Er...
[waving] Hi, kids!
Dude. Are those teeth?
You know what to do when you see packs of wild balloons running in opposite directions, right?Thaaat's right: Check the expiration on all your prescription meds.
Look at this next Wreck long enough, and you'll begin to ask yourself some interesting questions:
Questions like, "Which way is up? Which way is down? Is that green circle supposed to be the string? And if so, why aren't the balloons attached to it? Hey, am I being Punk'd here? Is that show even ON anymore? And where did my friends go? Do I seem strange, standing here alone in this bakery, questioning a cookie? Answer me, random old woman walking by! ANSWER ME!!
"Oh. Sorry. Well, I didn't know you were called Dennis, now did I?"
Look out, Kerri. They've organized, and they're coming.Which reminds me:
I bet it's a girl.
Reader Comments (119)
Thanks for posting a selection of balloon cakes the same day my mom almost died from contact with a latex balloon! And yes, that thanks is sincere - It cheered her up to know that there are still balloons out there that are so inept that they couldn't possibly be murderers!
WV: Dillesp - A pickle with a speech impediment.
Uhm... the white "teeth" look like tampons...
Haha! My name is Kerri, so this is awesome because I hardly ever see it spelled this way on stuff-now it's been wreckerated! YAY!
THIS is exactly why I hated working at a retail bakery in a grocery store. The "wreck"maker I worked with was horrible and was the "head designer" who was supposed to be "teaching" me... after I'd been decorating for over 5 years.
She made things to put in the display case that customers would literally look at and ask, "Ummm... WHAT IS THAT?" Sadly, most of the time, I had NO idea!
Oooh, don't think I didn't catch the Monty Python reference there!
Do boob balloons exist yet? Somebody should get on that.
Psst, Word Verification: "reasusn" isn't a word. Even if you have seen it written on a cake...
Tampons/Epcot....
Tomato/Tomahto
~Kathy D~
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw tampons.
It's the ATTACK OF THE RAINBOW SPERM!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!
I was thinking maybe tampons not teeth....
What's with the tampon cake???
Thank Heaven I'm not the only one that saw tampons on that one. I feel much better now.
@jo I've got a name for it! Eyeboobsperm
So many stages of mitosis/meiosis represented on cakes. It makes 9th grade science teachers proud.
Lol Yup... seeing tampons there lol xx
#5 looks like anaphase in mitosis. See?
http://www.dartmouth.edu/~cbbc/courses/bio4/bio4-lectures/images/mitosis.JPG
Eesh, makes me afraid to talk to my friends when they talk about wanting balloons at thier b-day party. BTW, is it possible to have HALF a balloon? My friends are dying to have one!!!
Friend: "I want a half balloon! Is that possible?"
Me: "You just gotta cut a normal one in half and add a flat side to the open side."
Friend: "I WANT one!!!!"
-B
On picture number 1, if you look real close it says '$8.00'
:D LOL
Jane age 10
Ok, as always, too funny!
Thanks for my morning laugh!