Tuesday
Aug172010
Fairy Tale Endings
August 17, 2010 WARNING: Today's post is not family friendly, on account of it being a little TOO "family friendly." IF you knowwuddamean.
Ah, children. So innocent. So sweet.
So blissfully unaware of how much their castle cakes look like a gaggle of man cannons.
I believe this is from the Netherlands. (Eh? Eh?)Oh, oh! OR, if it were in Troy, then this would be a TROJAN castle.
(Get it? See what I did there? BOOYA.)
I'd say this customer got royally shafted:
[Zing!]I mean, just look at that top tower: totally cockeyed!
[Pow! Zam! Whap!]
Still, this next castle cake really can't be beat:
[Sha-ZAM!]Yep, that's some stiff competition, right there. Definitely has the upper hand.
[Rat-a-tat-tat! BzzzING! Ker-PLUEY! Eckie Eckie Eckie Eckie piTANG RoooBoing ezrowsurh]
Lauri, Lisa M., & Sarah H., they say "a man's home is his castle."
Frankly, I can't top that.
Also, 3 geek points if you correctly ID the Eckie Eckie line.
Reader Comments (159)
Oh, Knights Who... Until Recently Said, "NI"... These are some... highly inappropriate shrubberies... er... cakes!
WV: stypono - ONE LETTER from being entirely appropriate! ONE. LETTER.
Oh the humanity ...
Shroom cakes.. Yummy!!
Man canons! HILARIOUS! Snorted coffee all over my keyboard... time to call the IT department...
It's "obviously" the song Jenny is singing Nekkid on stage in Forest Gump!
wv:smopht... That castle has nice smopht edges. OR His tower went smopht....
Stupid Gutter! Love the gaggle of man cannons! Its my new letterhead.
Yay Monty Python!!!! He's got fangs! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! A pathway, a pathway, ni, ni!
HAHAHAHAHA! I was reading this with my 4 year old daughter who just could NOT figure out why I was laughing at these! She kept trying to figure out what was so wrong with the "castles"...
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Knights who formerly said "Ni!".
Seriously, the poo cakes are usually my faves & make me laugh the most but these are hysterical. Glad I haven't put on my mascara or I'd have laughed/cried it all off. Do the decorators really not see it or am I just twisted? Good grief!