Monday
Mar292010
Bunny Bashers
March 29, 2010 Team, I've called this meeting because someone is doing in our nation's bakery bunnies. Here's the evidence we've gathered so far:
A bevy of bunny butts buried in Baltimore...
...two truckloads of 'tocks terrified teens in Toledo,
...and this hare-raising tail (at least, we think that's a tail) all point to murder most fowl.Speaking of fowl, here are our chief suspects:
Humpty Dumpty, hatched and dangerous,...and the Lamb brothers, Bed and Hood:
Ironically, these two are on the lam.Still, you should have no problem spotting them; just look for the blood-soaked Easter displays:
"Why hellooo, Clarice. If you recognize the movie I'm quoting, then you'll have no choice but to groan in pain. Heheheh. Excellent."Jodi S., Jenny G., Jade B., Erin R., Jenna C., & Jessica S., I think you'll agree that we need to rename Erin a "J" name.
So Erin, do you prefer Jedidiah or Jehosophat? Lemmeno.
- Related Wreckage: Easter Wreck Round Up
Reader Comments (108)
The red-eyed lamb made me laugh aloud. It was more of a "huh" mixed with a "whaaat?"
YIKES! Those lambs with the demon eyes are going to be a source for nightmares...
And are you sure those are bunnies, or just blobs of white icing? I can't tell the difference.
The fifth one looks like a Tolkien creature. Like a mix between a lamb and an orc.
ok, so on number two, they just pile up so much frosting on the top you drag it down and frost the rest yourself? The CCC duck would have some promise if it wasn't made of cupcakes!
Why is there a Satanic lamb for Easter? I figured the lamb was supposed to be pure, not evil. Look at those red eyes! I'm keeping my distance from THAT thing.
One wonders if either of them will be cooked up with some Farve beans.
OK, lemme get this straight. Doing a bunny face was just way too difficult, so someone decided it would be smart to do the butt instead? Who wants a butt cake? Ew.
*sigh*
I would have thought it wise to master the bunny faces before moving on the the butts... and those sheep are shocking.
wow, did Big Bird really hatch from a frilly pink egg?
That first lamb is well done, except for the face! That ruined the whole thing!
I guess bunny butts are better than seeing creepy pink-eyed bunnies...or maybe not!
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Okay seriously, if you hadn't clued us in to what the bunny butts were I don't think I would have figured those out. Isn't one of the hallmark features of the Easter bunny his cotton tail? Is it just me, or are these bunnies tailless?
I've squinted pretty hard at these pics, and I can't see any resemblence to bunnies at all.
On the other hand, those homicidal lambs look all too real.
While funny, I do think the bunny butts are cute. Some more so than others...that last bunny butt baker just HAD to outline the paws...couldn't let it go...much like this comment....that is all....really.
I won't be sleeping tonight. Thanks.
That first one seriously freaked me out ... until I saw that it was supposed to be bunny feet. Then it just confused the crap out of me. Those poor bunnies!
And the lambs... No wonder Clarice needs them to be silent.
I actually had to think about "Bed and Hood"....then laughed out loud...where do you come up with this?!
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The bottom lamb looks like it's been offered up for Passover. Is that blood??
Wait, a whole post and not a single pun on "bun?" The buns' buns are in need of puns, everyone!
Eeek, creepy lambs, kill and roast them quick!
If I was Humpty Dumpty and I was that lumpy, I'd be upset and going after some bunnies as well.
Yikes...I see now why Clarice could hear the lambs screaming...though perhaps she was actually hearing ME screaming.
Those are truly frightening cakes! I agree that those lambs would scare the bejeesus out the children I know. Looks like the Easter bunny is stopping by with a vengance.
Hey Jen, I was going to start by pointing out big "typo" in the first sentence, but since you said you were quoting a movie I'll let it slide this time...
btw, What were these bakers thinking? If they were expecting "Alice" to jump in these cakes after the rabbit they were sadly mistaken...
W.V. suaticie... the movie I think jen was quoting
the cake with a chocolate bottom looks like a sea anemone :p WTF is up with these cakes!!!!
Is that last one the Sacrificial Lamb?
Loughing too hard to comment rationally...LOL
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Erin should just be called Jerin from now on. Period. She'll get used to it.
BTW, those lambs....wow. Imagine popping that on the Easter table after church. Sacraficial, indeed.
The red eyed lamb makes me think of a possessed goat!!! Connie
Okay, it took me a moment to realize that they are bunnies butts, but once I did I couldn't help but think that they're CUTE! Sad and wrong, but cute.
and lamb cakes are always wrong.
wv frose: on seeing the glowing red eyes of the demonic lamb he frose in fear.
The first lamb would actually be adorable if it weren't for the demonic red eyes.
As for the bunnies, all I can say is that I, with my 0 experience with piping icing, could probably do a better job... and that is sad.
I have literally just cackled out loud at: and the Lamb brothers, Bed and Hood...on the lam....excellent!
Thanks so much for my morning laugh.
WHY DO THOSE BUNNIES HAVE NO HEADS????
GROAAAAAAN. Oh, the puns...
I'm glad someone explained to me that the red and pink spots were the paw pads. I can't tell you what my mind was seeing/thinking!!
Oh my goodness, those are some scary cakes!!!
DEMON SHEEP!Carly Fiorina was right to warn us about them!
ok the first one, once I figured out what it was (even with your title I had to stare at it for a bit) wasnt so bad... the second & third? why on earth would the shove those poor bunnies head first into a pile of poo??? poor bunnies...
the satanic lambs though? I'm pretty sure those are a sign of the end of times...
wv: lonesse and the lonesse laid down with satanic lamb... who ate her.
Ahh. Nothin says Easter like a red eyed freaky lamb. Good times .. lol
The second pic looks more like the bottom of a sheep to me.
I'm not sure if that's more or less disturbing, though.
(Self, it's just a white blob with pink blobs, step away from the computer.)
Yecch. I mean, really, even if it is *cute*, who wants to eat a piece of A**?
Where's my nice Chianti?
WV: ortier.
These bakers ortier be arrested for such bunny carnage and lamb devilry.
Yikes. That first cake doesn't look at all bunny-like to me. What it DOES resemble is a fluffy white, adorable, pink eyed ...
... SPIDER FACE!!
Like this: http://www.eyedesignbook.com/ch3/fig-3-10bBG.jpg
Go on. NOW try to not stay in bed with the covers over your head, Easter morning. I dare you.
Aww, the lamb was otherwise so cute! Did they run out of black jelly beans and think no one would notice if they used cherry?
I'd love that 1st lamb cake if it wasn't so evil :(
wv: preshou... I'm preshou that demonic lamb will be giving me nightmares
It's the Demon Sheep!
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Any help with the "truckloads of 'tuttocks" and "on the lam" photos? I've tried three different browsers and every trick I know, but cannot view those two photos either in context or separately (they either won't load or I get a "Can't Load/Timed Out" error page). (I'm at work, so we have huge, honkin' ethernet access) Thanks!
Who would have thought that I'd be more frightened of an Easter cake than a Halloween cake? My children would have nightmares if I brought one of those home.
What is going on all around the second lamb? The crazy fences and random clutter are even weirder than the lamb. It's like someone went into the bakery and said: "Can you make it look like a living nativity gone horribly wrong? Oh, and if possible, I want the lamb to look breathless and wild-eyed, like it has been cornered by animal control. Thanks, I'll pick it up on Saturday."
It took me a while to figure out what the first 3 cakes were. I think I'm just going to stick to the old standby of coconut coated cake with plastic floatsam bunny head and Easter grass that inevitably sticks to everything.
I also wondered what the second bunny did to deserve being pushed head first into a poo-pile. A festive, Easter poo-pile.
That hatched Humpty Dumpty has a serious muffin top!
My mom makes a lamb cake every Easter and yes, it is red velvet.