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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen
Thursday
Oct282010

Well, That's Horrifying

You know, I thought eating a cake baby was wrong.

I thought it couldn't get any worse. (At least not legally.)


Then

I

saw

this:

Michelle M., I am never eating meatloaf again.

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Reader Comments (270)

Urk. You're absolutely right. Horrifying. How do I unsee THAT one??? I thought the Lenin cake was nasty!

WV: ussesed: What on earth ussesed someone to think that was a good idea?

Merry at Annie's Book Stop

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

They say Bacon makes everything better.

Gotta draw the line there! Never be able to view bacon quite the same from here on out...

LOL

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMrs Mom

That is the creepiest thing I have ever seen. WHY? Why would you make a meatloaf baby??? WHY?!?!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShannon

omg. they could have at *least* given it pupils. Wow, horrifying is right. bleh.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

Well, I can name a couple of men who would enjoy wearing bacon.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Ew.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAbby

The horror. The horror.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNama

Meat Monster.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I almost barfed my dinner out... omg. My boyfriend's reaction was worth filming, he almost jumped out of the sofa. For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, what were they thinking???

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterUma tal de PatrĂ­cia

well, bacon underwear is a first....

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterStella

OMG. That is so creepy.
Kate
www.idreamloudly.com

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKate Rowan

I think it's hysterical! But I have a sick sense of humor, and bacon is one of my favorite foods. After GOOD cake, of course.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commentery

I. Am going. To hur- *excuse me*

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterStoich91

MY EYES!

I think I'm grateful that you didn't show it after it was cooked, though.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBin

Wow. I am...wow. Am I most disturbed by the bacon diaper, or the unseeing zombie eyes? I do know I am disturbed.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

That is just wrong wrong wrong!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMochaWolf

Oh my goodness...Until this I'm not sure I've ever seen anything here that has made me throw up in my mouth. First time for everything!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Oh my gosh. That's so much worse.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEG

I'm horrified and really want to share this with most people. That's the problem...not everyone, just most people.
Sad thing is, it looks better than most baby cakes (artisically speaking of course)

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterT.T.

Sweeney Todd had to have words with Mrs. Lovatt after she nearly blew their cover with her new marketing ploy.......

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCaroline B

I have some friends who make a meatloaf man to eat for Halloween dinner every year. Course, theirs isn't as detailed or as disturbing because it's a man, not a baby. All they do is stick a knife in it and have the sauce oozing out. It's actually quite cool. That baby...is creepy!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca

That is disgusting!!!

Man Meatloaf. In bacon speedos.

Oh, this could go so many directions...

Susie

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSusie

What occasion calls for a zombie baby meatloaf with a bacon diaper? I would only make this if I was trying to horrify my family into going vegetarian!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThe Suburb Experiment

Am I the only one who wants to see what it looks like cooked?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commentersnarkygurl

OHMYGOSH you almost made this pregnant woman run to the bathroom and puke!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn and Sarah Sperry

Absofreakinlutely horrifying. Wonder what side dishes you would serve with it? Nightmare on a plate...bacon as a diaper? Kinda turns me off on bacon now...

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThe Cannary's

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIzzy A

I think that is the grossest thing I have ever seen. - BTW - I actually attended a baby shower once with a tiny baby on the cake made of fondant (made by the dad's mother) and the mom to be was freaked out by the thought of eating a baby. Do people even consider that when they order these cakes?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJulia

I can't add anything. The title to this post says it all.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

As Eben (twolumps.net) has said, "Holy Ganesh's Hairpiece!"

This is one of those times when I wish my brain worked like an Etch-a-Sketch, and that if I shook it hard enough I could erase what I just saw.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSister Raven

Ah well. I guess I know who's hosting the zombie party this year.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermsyendor

Those EYES! This is the stuff of nightmares...

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGanon's Mom

Oh, the horror... the unspoken horror...

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

That was the hardest I have ever laughed while viewing your fabulous blog. I think that is one of the nastiest things I have EVER seen. Nasty... yet hilarious!!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThe Petersons

*speechless*

*searching for words*

*shakes head and gives up*

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDawn Peterson-Smith

Dear GOD!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnneke (Mudhooks)

Did anyone else immediately flash to Lady Gaga in her meat get-up?

Yiiich.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLindsay @SillyMomThoughts

NO NO NO
This is DISTURBING!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

omg...my eyes! my eyes!!!!!!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMargie

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth... My god.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterClaire

Ow...Ow....Ow...my eyes are burning!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterpikojiko

Ohmygod! Those eyes will haunt me!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterhmcornett

I thought it was some weird new icing technique...then I realized it was meat....

Bethe

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBethe

OMG!! It's bad enough that someone actually MADE such a thing -- which I simply cannot understand doing. But now they have to put that thing in the oven!!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!

AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAndrea K.

I wish they had used boiled eggs for the eyes! That would have been awesome.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

My eyes!!!!! It's eyes!!!!!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

AHRGHHHHHHHHH... I will have nightmares tonight! The eyes are the worst and most terrifying thing! Uurrghhhh...

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIl Gatto Bianco

What did it look like cooked? And what are the eyes, pearl onions?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDavid P Kleinschmidt

oh. oh my.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJenna

YEARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! That is without a doubt the creepiest thing I have EVER seen... the eyes, the baby, the grin, the hands, the bacon diaper. Must go look at pretty pictures now.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

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