Beautiful Wrecks
October 22, 2010 
it's hard to breathe.
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain...
(Ow.)
I'm so ashamed.
I am beautiful,
No matter what they say.
Words can't bring me down.
I am beautiful in every single way.
Yes, words can't bring me down, oh no.
So don't you bring me down today.
To all your friends, you're delirious.
Ice cream cones... to make their horns...
Tryin' hard to make some sense of it. Wait, are those bugles?
Is it a cow-duck with horns and a goatee?
Cause you are beautiful, no matter what they say.
Words can't bring you down.
You are beautiful in every single way.
Words can't bring you down. NoOooOoooOOOooo....
So don't you bring me down today.
No matter what we poo.
No matter what we bake.
And everywhere we go,
The suananaaaIIOOOAAAAa NNOOOO NOO NOOooooOO ooooooooo
We are beautiful, no matter what they pay.
Camo flower town.
NoooooooOoo.
We are beautiful in every single way.
Words can't bring us down. No no no no no mmmm MMMM mm....
So don't you bring me down today.
OooooOOOOUgggnhh... MMmmmnOOOooAAH!
Don't you bring me downtooaaaaayyyyyyyyaAAAAAHHHHH
AAAOooooOOhh...
So don't you bring me down..... ughhnnnn....
Today.
Note from john: If you're wondering who's singing in the video, it's our very own Number 1 aka Jennifer Dorsman. And yes, she really is that good. Makes you sick, doesn't it?
Reader Comments (165)
OMG! What an amazing voice! Is that #1!?! Great post!!!
Great set o' pipes!
Camo Octopus!!!! And I think I will scour the town for some sad cookies!
Shelley in So. Illinois
I
feel
BEAUTIFUL!
Thank you.
The crying cakes were my favorite.
Oh, that was awesome! Thank you for taking the time and putting forth the effort to create and share that video. Some of those were severely messed up looking cakes....
(And for those who can't watch the video now [at work], please watch it later [at home]--it has more wrecks in the video than shown in the post.)
Hahaha :D creepy and funny at the same time... 'Drop dead' on a CCC would have really 'put the icing on the cake', eh?!:)
WV: weredom. A kingdom of werewolves and bygones where they express their anguish and bitter feelings towards the society which rejected them, and who fear them, by inflicting cake wrecks upon said society!
This is my B.A.D. day. Thanks for the chuckle.
Um.. holy FREAKING bovine this is amazing beyond words. oehrwoidjpajdpoajdpowjiewieofn
Also - did you sing this, Jen?! What the what!
This was great! I was completely singing along in my head :) I think the camo - flower town one is supposed to be for paintball...
That was brilliant! Great singing.
Even though I'm already having an amazing day, that just made it at least a thousand times better! You guys are awesome!!
OH-MY-WORD!!! That was hilarious!!! My 4-year-old enjoyed it, too, but I am glad that he couldn't read the writing on some of the cakes. ;-)
That was amazing! Not only was it actually musical (way to go singer!), but the cake choices and words were hilarious! What a wonderful way to start Friday.
GREAT JOB!!! Loved the vid. It rocked
THAT was AMAZING!
Song was beautifully sung and editing was very good.
Beats my Cake Wrecks Tribute Songs!
Well Done! Carry on.....
Sharon's Edible Art
Wow! That was fantastic!!!!
KC
YESSSSSSSSSS! THIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY. Thanks, you rock!
What is that thing at 3:34? That might be the most hideous cake I've ever seen!
Gorgeous voice!
Absolutely Great Video - and the person doing the singing was GREAT! i'm here at work with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard ...
A couple people are leaving for new jobs -- saw a couple of cakes in this video that would make 'joke' farewell cakes...
As always, thanks CakeWrecks crew!
I'm pretty sure those are bugle chips for horns instead of ice cream cones. Even better!!!
The camo flower cake reminded me of that Robin Williams movie "What Dreams May Come". I don't think that's a good thing.
Wow some of those cakes.. Make me sick to my stomach.. Especially the one that looks like a bunch of worms spiraling from the center..
Brilliant! I think my eyes are bleeding from some of those cakes, but at least I'm laughing, too!
Wonderful start to my birthday weekend! Hope I get me some bugle-horned, goateed cow-duck cupcakes!
OooooAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh....Mmmmmmmm.
Cathy in Missouri
That settles it, it's only a matter of time before Cake Wrecks: The Musical hits broadway. I know would do anything to see a show like that - your sing a long posts are AMAZING!!!
BRAVA!!
Jen Number 1 - you have a beautiful voice.
Great Vocals! Gave me the smile I needed this morning!
Absolutely fantastic.
WV: gothestr. An emo hipster who may or may not own a lot of Twilight paraphernalia.
Hilarious (as usual). Thanks for sharing!
Wow. That was probably the greatest thing I've ever seen. AWESOME job!!
Bugles!!!! ~gigglesnort~ Too awesome! You just plain rock, Number One! :-)
Why would somebody make frowny face cookies?
WV: consom, as in, "Waiter, I thought that you just mispelled "consomme" on the menu. I didn't realize this consom dish would have anything to do with safe honeymoon activities!"
Very good. This makes up for my actually DROPPING an iced cake on the driveway yesterday, one that was intended for my kid's 13th birthday.
Best. Post. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i agree with whoever said Cake Wrecks the Musical is around the corner!!!
(and if it happens, can i be a part of it? i'm a music teacher and choreographer! and i like cake!!!)
The poo cake says "Bavarian Blast." HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Also, thanks for the consistent awesomeness.
It's hard to "enjoy" the wrecktacular cakes when I actually am really enjoying the singing. Like patting my head and rubbing my stomach...#1 is awesome.
I cackled through the entire video. Thank you!
I love, love, LUV the video!!! Hooray for Jennifer!
Although I could watch the video at work, I'm glad you followed it with text because then I could go back and really study the awfulness...why would I want to do that? LOL
@Anonymous 10:30...I just re-watched "What Dreams May Come" this week, thinking that I didn't "get it" the first time around. Nope. It's just that weird.
A "hymn" to ugly, bizarre, or funny cakes - hysterical.
It belongs as a cautionary tale in a pastry school. or a new "church of the sweets".
Lovely voice, thou.
mocking
Bravo! Encore! Encore!
Great voice, great song, great post. LMAO!
My 3 year old saw the bugle cake and said, "Why is there a grumpy kitty cat cake."
Jackie
OMG That was FA-bulous! Number One, you have a fantastic voice!
The wrecks were pretty gosh darn wrecky too! Camo Flower Town? I think that will be my next birthday cake!
Great post!
Wow, Number 1, you sound fantastic!
I think I hurt myself not laughing out loud (stupid work) at the Bavarian Blast one.
WooohoooAAAuuww Yeaahhyeahyeah
That was awesome!
I paused on the credits to figure out who sang it, and I am still confused. It sure sounded like Christina Aguilera (love, love her voice). Did you really get her to do this?
If this was you Jen - why are you not a professional singer?
If it was Judge Reinhold, well, I have completely misjudged him.
Tricia
wv -wiransp Wiranspired by that amazing song.
In reference to the bicycle picture, I know a missionary that had a bicycle accident in which something similar to the picture occurred. The result was a torn marble carrier. Great video.
Arrrghhhh! Brain hurting from cognitive dissonance between audio and video input!!!! Number One - beautiful, beautiful voice (more, please)......but those wrecks? (ouch, ouch, ouch) Morbid fascination - could not look away with Number One's singing keeping me glued to the screen, could not shut my eyes. What a fantastic post!
Number one, what a beautiful voice!... and the wreackyness is just the pick up I needed this morning!...
Btw...I would sooo love to audition for 'Cake Wrecks' the musical....some one needs to het on top of that...
Love,
Jessica Marie