Thursday
Jan142010
Ever Feel Like ----Thing's Missing?
January 14, 2010 
Ah yes, it's Mike & Louisa of the Perpetual Merriment.(I bet they're morning people, too. Blech.)
Forget missing words - that "t" is a work of arT!Also, do you pronounce "Rubye" kind of like ribeye? 'Cuz that's how it sounds in my head. (When the pink Snickers bar says it, anyway. The other voices haven't reached a consensus yet.)
"Welcome N J Bell to Virizan and"And...?
And what? What?!? TELL ME!! I MUST KNOW!!!
Arg, this suspense is killing me! Why don't you just send Sheppard out on another suicide mission and make me wait six months to see if he lives or not? Huh? How 'bout that, funny boy?*
Oh, and speaking of suicide missions:
Who wants a slice of Adam's ca-aake? [sing-song]Anyone? Anyone?
Sure, it's nice to know that "Kaun" and Jerry are happy, but I imagine this kind of word omission could lead to some rather, shall we say, misleading, inscriptions:
[shifty eyes] Er. Yes, kinda like that.(It's short for RICHARD, people - and I'll leave any remarks about the (in)appropriateness of the decorations to you guys.)
*Yes, I do realize that cliff-hanger was 5 years ago - I just never fully recovered, is all.
Tracy H., Shelley A., Lori & Mary S., Chris Z., Bethany G., & Jennifer H, Good!
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Reader Comments (117)
On that last cake, the decorations are necessary, to explain what happened to the first 59.
Aside from the errors they are all well made cakes-
I think it was supposed to read "Welcome to NJ Bell and Verizon"
Hahaha, nice to see the incomplete "accidentally" meme step off of the interwebs.
Let's start a comment war on the best comment that's obviously missing key words.
I'll go first:
I can't believe have the nerve to make cakes so.
Adam's cake is referring to this: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally
@KatjaMouse: I know, right? All the need is another cake that says "The whole thing?"
"We accidently ____ your cake"
This could be anything! It leaves room for investigation.
It's just sad that the decorations on most of those cakes are actually pretty nicely done. I weep for the future... of cakes.
WV: bringie: Every day, this site bringie a tear to my eye. I must remember to bringie the kleenex next time.
(Yeah, I know, it was an easy one. I can't help that; I don't assign the WV!)
My cousin is named Rubye. Pronounced Ruby.
I thought that the last cake was for a plastic surgery doctor who performed his 60th female-to-male sex change. No? ;-)
Sorry Adam, we won't tell you exactly what we accidentally did to your cake.
And I always knew Dick was a tool.
Becky
Young at Go. I kinda like that. "You were young at go, man. You've always been young at go!"
I accidentally this whole comment.
Kudos for the SGA reference! YAY!
Having joined the SGA waggontwo years late, I didn't have so long to wait, but I did have a fair stretch of time before I found out how survived the first (of many) such missions.
WV Twari: Missed a word when icing a cake? Not twari, you've provided Cake Wrecks with fresh fodder.
was holding it together (except for your "ribeye" comment) until i saw the last wreck.
i have a few questions:
is dick a proper noun (as opposed to an improper noun)??
if so, is dick a handyman or does he just prefer tools (not that there's anything wrong with that)?
if not, why aren't there 60 screws on this cake?
just askin'.
Is it really a cake wreck if it's just referencing a known meme? Hm!
Arg, this suspense is killing me! Why don't you just send Sheppard out on another suicide mission and make me wait six months to see if he lives or not? Huh? How 'bout that, funny boy?*
Oh, you're not the only one to still be scarred by that.
TheNinth
Poor Dick!
I accidentally Spaceship Earth.
Sometimes, I feel like I could be a cake decorator after looking at all these cakes.
I know an older guy named Dick. He's a carpenter, too. Maybe it's his cake...
I started watching SGA in the third season, so I *knew* he survived...and I was still traumatized. The later missions were just icing on the cake, as it were.
Maybe it was just missing the "l" and should have read "Welcome NJ Bell to Verizonland"
Hey all,
Yup. The Adam cake is apparently some obscure meme. But it's fun to think of what they might have actually done to the cake accidently.
Oh yeah. And accidentally is misspelled so there's that. I guess this would be a meme wreck then...
john
What exactly does "accidentty" mean?
I ____ when they forget important _____.
I really had no idea we were supposed to celebrate the number of..um...relationships we've had with cake! My bad.
I figure that one says "Young at 60." But it's a bad-looking 60, if so.
Poor Shep? Poor us. Where is that alleged Atlantis movie anyways?
Shep rules!
Dick is a totally tool! LOL
Re: the, er, "tool" cake-- just how many chances should Dick get, anyway? Isn't there a waiting list for stuff like that?
And as far as NJ Bell, Verizon and... sounds like another merger's about to happen they haven't the guts to announce yet. So if your job is found to be redundant, this cake's also your goodbye.
I love cakewrecks, Jen. You're the best. Turned my mood right around today. Thanks for the daily giggles! I've been a reader almost since the beginning and you never fail. luv ya!
I accidentally a coke bottle. Is this bad?
Maybe that's "Happy Ben and Jerry." As in, "Get out the ice cream, we've got cake tonight!"
Just celebrating cake again, with cake.
@Blue: Well-made cakes? Are we looking at the same page? I wouldn't pay $1.99 down at wally world for a couple of those.
The Welcome to NJ Bell and Verizon got me thinking.
I did not get a cake when I signed up for my phone service!
Did anyone else get cake with their phone service?
Or should I take it persoanlly?
Um, the third to last cake was clearly intentional. The 'accidentally (noun)' is an internet meme. =) Just thought you might want to know.
I accidentally that post.
Hey, now... My mom's name is Rubye, although this is the first time I have ever seen it spelled that way by anyone else.
Awww. I still miss SGA. Off to read fanfic and eat cake now.
It's too bad--the first cake was rather pretty!
"We accidentally your cake, Adam." Oooookay. Accidentally...what? Dropped it in a puddle on the way here? Sneezed on it? The dog licked off the frosting and you had to redo it? WHAT?
Until I knew, I wouldn't touch that cake with a ten-foot fork.
For some reason I just pictured William Shatner yelling "KAUN!"
Accidentty (noun) what happened to my rear fender when I accidentally (adverb) ran into a light post.
I so love when you make obscure SGA references ! <3 :D
It makes me glee everytime ^_^
LOL! I alternate between laughing at the cakes and despairing of all the bad cake decorators out there!!
Your book, btw, was great and the friends who got copies for Christmas liked it too! Just thought I'd mention it whilst I was here!
And yay for SGA! Though for me it was the next season's cliffhangar that got me! I mean, Rodney trapped on a hiveship?!!! And I had to wait several months for the resolution?!!! Argh!!!
But then, I am a semi-rabid McKay fan!!! *vbg* Though Sheppard's cool too!
SGA!?!
Oh my gosh Jen
I love you.
5th is karen not kaun, but still confused on what they are happy about... maybe that it is Karen and Jerry and some fella named Kaun
The "We accidentally your cake" is a bit of geekish/meme humor, so that was either on purpose or a hilarious coincidence.
Rubye is a snowflayk spelling of Ruby.
That first cake is actually really pretty. Too bad someone frakked it up.
The last one is a birthday cake, but pretty damned funny considering the birthday guy's name! How does one get the nickname Dick out of the name Richard anyway? Or Peggy out of Margaret?