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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Mar302009

Twins!

I think Mandy said this was a sports logo of some sort:

Which the bakery in question did a fantastic job recreating in CCC form:

 

NOT!!

[derisively] Ahahahahahah!
Hahahah!

 

[snorting hiccup-turned-choke]
Hooheehaha-hack! 

[coughing fit]
Ack ack ack!

[sound of water glugging]

 

[setting glass down] Ahem. Wow, who knew sarcastic sounds of [cough, cough] contempt could be so dangerous? Whew! Gonna have to dial back the maniacal laughter in the future.

 

What's that? The Wreck? Oh, well, Mandy, I gotta tell ya: Transporter malfunctions like these are why I prefer to travel by shuttlecraft.

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Reader Comments (207)

Did anyone else notice that the tiger (if it can even be called a tiger) had 6 claws on his paw!

March 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Wow! Bill the Cat meets train car graffiti tag.

April 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAKThompson

HORRAY!!! I'M FOR THE OTHER TEAM!!!

April 26, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterenigma23

H I L A R I O U S ! ! ! I am crying, and the worst part is it's only 5:36 am and my poor neighbors are trying to sleep!!!

August 9, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRonPaulyGirl

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! Now that's one uuuuuuuuuuuuu-gly cake!! Guess the baker was a University of Louisville fan (the arch rivals of the University of Kentucky ).

August 14, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBigg3469

What kind of idiot would even ASK somebody to make that logo into a cupcake cake?! Seriously, a lot of these people are just asking for it.

January 11, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

Why do I get the feeling most of these wrecks are from Walmart? lol. Ya get whatcha pay for. :p

April 19, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKP

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