And Now, a Word From Your Thanksgiving Turkey Cakes
November 27, 2008 Well, it's officially Turkey Day. A day of food and fun for us, sure, but you know who gets the short end of the stick? Ok, well, mostly the turkeys - but turkey cakes, now, they're also bidding us a fond farewell today. Their time in the sun, as it were, is over. Here to comment are some Turkey Cakes. Guys, your thoughts?
"Turkey cakes? Turkey cakes?!? Dude, I'm the frickin' NBC mascot; don't you recognize a peacock when you see one?"
"Uh, I'm pretty sure I'm just an anthropomorphized version of the Statue of Liberty's crown, not a turkey. Sorry."
"Don't look at me! I'm just a cuter version of this guy:"
"Hey ho! Over here!"
"I'm a turkey cookie, does that count? Anyway, I'd just like to know why I have all these cranberries stuffed in my mouth. See y'all next year! Turkeys rule!! Woo-hoo!"
"Well I for one have a bone to pick with my decorator. Jen, would you kindly post some pictures of a turkey and a chicken here?
"Thank you. Ok, now, decorators: look at the heads of those birds. Which of them do I look like to you? Yeah, that's right: a CHICKEN. Is this any way to treat a self-respecting turkey cake? Is it?!?"
"Oh, quit your griping. At least you're not crammed into last year's Valentine cake tin."
"Yeah, or torn limb from limb. Are those my wings behind me? 'Cuz I think they're on fire."
"Well, bye everyone! [sniffle] See you next year!"
Stephani N., Lee G., Blaze B., Jessica H., Colette S., Stacey M., Katje S., & Adrian K., "gobble gobble". (That's turkey for "So long, and thanks for all the Wrecks".)
Reader Comments (76)
"Uh, I'm pretty sure I'm just an anthropomorphized version of the Statue of Liberty's crown, not a turkey. Sorry."
Interesting. I thought it was a hedgehog being electrocuted!
That NBC cake is actually cupcakes
lol
I also like the cute turkey that suppose to look like a frill-neck lizard
Happy Thanksgiving from the land downunder
Well, everytime I scrolled down more my two year old brother would exclaim "It's a Turkey!" so i guess that says something.
Hilarious. I say these turkeys are disguising themselves as anything but a turkey to not be eaten.
My daughter, who is four, took one look at the second picture and said, "It looks like a chick inside a cornucopia with corn all around."
It's a good thing I know better than to drink & look at this site at the same time...I'd have had soda coming out my nose! And that's on the SECOND viewing of these cakes!
ROLFMAO!!!!
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought the NBC mascot was a turkey.
these turkeys are soo messed up! I can't believe a deorator woyuld pass these off as turkeys!
word- nerse I'd like to nerse these poor birds back to health
Hmmmm....I am somehow reminded of a Mexican cockfighting bird.
I want an NBC turkey!
Those are some sad turkeys. Hilarious.
ahhhh!!! Those are hilarious.
Haha! Did anyone else notice the second one is actually a DOUBLE LAYER CCC??? Run for your lives!
The cookie turkey keeps making me think of the skeleton koopas in the dungeon levels of Mario! The color, the posture, the slightly gaping mouth... Am I really the only one to make that association?
For comparison:
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I'm not sure that the first one's problem is that he's the Peacock...I think that it's because his body looks like a giant...ummmm....fallic symbol. Yeah. That's the word I'm looking for! (Katie)
Forget CCC's, I declare war on cookie cakes! They are always hideous, without any exceptions.
Ooooh, now I want a Dilophosaurus cake!
The turkey cookie looks like he's gripping his chest for an oncoming heart attack!!! LOL
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE GIANT TURKEY FROM HELL!!!!
ok so the turkey cookie cake soooo has chest hair. Niice. going for the david hasslehoff look I see.
Unbelieveable....HILARIOUS!
I've figured it out! the cookie cake looks like the Blue Meanie from Yellow Submarine. Only he's not blue
Meghan the Smith
Are those my wings behind me? 'Cuz I think they're on fire." lol...sitting here laughing my ass off lol xx
Is it just me, or is the NBC mascot missing a cupcake?
The icing seems to be sliding off. . . .LIKE A WATERFALL!
Or is it deflating?
That Turkey photo you have is actually a turkey vulture :P
Is that caution sticker by picture#2 for the ccc?