Monday
Apr192010
Taking the Mickey Out of 'Em
April 19, 2010 Everybody sing!
Who's the one that can't be made
into a CCC?
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E!
And who's the one that looks like he
Would like to break your knees?
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E!
Mickey Mouse!
We think that's him!
Mickey Mouse!
Orange you glad?
Bump badump badump badump baDUMP!!
[Singing slower with sad faces]
Who's the leader of the cluuub...
That's maaade for you and meeee?
M-I-C...
"C" is for "copyright violation!"
...K-E-Y...
Why? WHY? WHY?!?
M-O-U-S...
EEE-AAAAUUUGH!!!
Ted, Shelly, Dana C., Amanda L., Colleen B., Stephanie, Jennifer D., & Dana C., I think the creepy tongue adds character. *Badumpbum* And in all fairness, that last one could be a really, really bad Princess Leia cake.
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Reader Comments (216)
That green one is SO trippy.
Anybody else notice that the first one says, "Happy Birthday and Chris"?
Is that "We hope that birthday is happy, and Chris is happy also?" or is it an abbreviation for "Happy Birthday and Christmas?"
i love how the first one says "Happy Birthday and Chriss" WTF?
Strong Achewood vibes in this batch!
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08122004
The third one kinda looks like Felix the Cat wearing Mickey ears.
These are giving me a flashback to the South Park episode with Mickey Mouse beating the crap out of the Jonas Brothers XD
If I wasn't a Disney fan before (and I wasn't), I wouldn't be after seeing these! Mickey's got a touch of the crazy. **shudder**
On that first one, "Happy Birthday AND Chriss"?
In the later cake, I found it stupefying that someone with a perfectly colored Mickey figurine ON the cake could think that skin tone so orange in the butter cream would hit its mark...
"...and this is Mickey after he ate too many carrots..."
Thanks for the laughs y'all and happy Monday. ~~Swan
My two year old recognized Mickey in there somewhere. I guess it's because these cakes were decorated by two year olds.
http://agirlinherkitchen.blogspot.com
Just wondering when ears started growing out of cheeks...?
shock n awe, that's what that last one was
That last one looks like it's from "The Planet of the Apes!"
{{shudder}}
Oh, but the green one she thought was Goofy, or she was saying it was just goofy. Can't know for sure :)
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The CCC is the best-looking one of the lot. That in itself sends a message.
1. Mickey Mouse as seen by Don Martin.
2. “Don’t makes me sics my dog Pluto on youse now, y’hear?”
3. Anime Mickey With a Lemon in His Ear, by Andy Warhol
4. “When I said ‘carrot cake,’ I didn’t mean…”
5. “Get outta the way; he’s gonna hurl!”
6. “I’m not sure that hairstyle is working for you, Dame Edna.”
And finally…
7. “You wanna know how I got these scars?”
^..^
When all the kids are awake, we're gonna see a bunch of comments saying, "My 4 year old told me, 'That's a mean Mickey!'"
Noooo! Not Mickey Mouse! *sobs* I know it was only a matter of time but...whyyyyyy???
P.S. That last one looks like the lovechild of Mickey Mouse and Joan Rivers *shudder* Thanks for the nightmare fuel, wreckerators.
I quite like how the second one has 'WOW' written above it, like the decorator can't quite believe what just happened.
L
Not that it makes a difference, but why is the green one upside down? And why oh why oh why the ruby red lips on the next one? That one is just sooo wrong.
WV: belyi - those pics give me a belyi ache.
The last one is Princess Leia meets Wolverine.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/shadowowl/4205452634/ +
http://adaleila.canalblog.com/archives/2009/09/10/15024461.html
Huh? Huh? See it?
Is it just me or does the third one have a Margarita candle on it? I guess you have to be drinking to appreciate the "artistic" value of the cake?
First one looks Jay Leno Mouse
I think you're mistaken on the first one... I think it might be a Jay Leno CCC.
wow talk about taking artistic licence...
Green one...blech
Third one...why is he wearing an earring?
First one...was supposed to say "Happy Birthday and Chriss....mas? Chriss....ening? Chriss....ake why did you make me do a CCC?"
WV: suckerci....Jane was such a suckerci actually paid for a Mickey Mouse wreck.
I don't know which is scarier, Jaundice Mickey or Licky Mickey with the big tongue.....
I thought the last one was a combination Elvis/Mickey. You know, in case you'd ever need a cake like that.
I think the last one is actually this Leia incarnation: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3320/3611645752_be1f977496.jpg
I mean, it's OBVIOUS that cake is supposed to be Minnie, not Mickey. I mean, it has EYELASHES! And BLUSH! And DANDRUFF! Can it BE any more feminine?!
Poor Mickey. I don't think he ever did anything to deserve this kind of wreckage! They are SO bad and SO unappetizing that I don't think I could even eat any of them.
After seeing the rest of the cakes, the first one doesn't look so bad afterall. :)
I've been a fan forever, never commented, but your lyrics to the song are beyond win. Jen for poet laureate!!!
Why does the green Mickey have blank eyes and look like it's been photographed on the ceiling? Are you trying to make me queasy? It's working!
Sharon's Edible Art
You are astonishingly clever. :)
This made me laugh out loud this morning! Thanks!
Just to be picky, I'd say the fourth one was actually Mighty Mouse.
Not that he's orange either.
I can't remember when I last laughed so very much and so very loudly. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for this post!
UGH! What is wrong with people?
Uh, looks like some of those wrecks are of Mighty Mouse not Mickey Mouse.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=mighty+mouse&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
Yeah... right... not that it makes them any better.
wv: spsyc "Could you be more spsyc with what you want on your cake?"
Does anyone see the little margarita or lime earring that the third one is wearing???
ha my word verification is COLON!! As these cakes are bad for my colon!
Wow.. the green, hazardous waste Mickey is totally defying gravity.
Those are some Mickies that should have stayed hidden...
There was almost an incident with my oatmeal when I got to that second cake.
Thanks for making my morning.
That last one was a combination of Elvis, MM and Princess Leia!
wow- That was so funny. laughed out loud and that is hard to get me to do- despite my name.
I think the third one is supposed to be Tom from Tom and Jerry. At least the colors are correct.
There is NO excuse for a Mickey CCC. Wilton makes Mickey cake pans,... They can even double as Elvis...
Ok, they all reminded me of the drawings we used to do as kids, until the last one. That one is a monster. Did Mickey get rabies? *nightmares for life*
~Sarah
Glad I'm not the only one wondering why the first cake say "Happy Birthday and Chriss?"
I especially like the "WOW" on the knee-breaking Mickey. Couldn't have said it better myself.
I think me teeth just rotted out of my mouth look at the last cake! Good god that's a ton of sugar!!! What's even scarier is, it's glistening in the light, with evil! See, proof Walt Disney was in the Church of Satan at some point.:>
Jen