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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen
Saturday
Mar142009

Amused Am I


Spelled wrong this cake is, and lonely-looking that raspberry.

Christine A., if 60 miles I did, disappointed in this cake I would be.

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Reader Comments (143)

Maybe the cake was for Yoda. :)

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFiona Picklebottom

LMAO, I'd be disappointed with that measly old cake after 60 miles of anything. Make me laugh you did.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSuper Squared

did yoda order this cake? it sounds like he talks.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEmiliy

When did Yoda start doing cake decorating?!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKim H.

poor raspberry, it is.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSarah, The New Girl

Yoda cakes are fun, even in pink.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterC. Beth

Is the decorater from the Degoba system?

Unless it was Yoda talking.. then cake this good would be...
AND let me tell you.. if 60 miles you did.. dissappointed are you!!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentershawn

This is such a pathetic cake it almost makes me want to cry...

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentervampirefriends

Make more sense it would, if Master Yoda on the cake, he was.

A cake for Yoda this is!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDaeni

Did Yoda make this cake?

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterasthehind

It looks like it might be pretty yummy though.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterVashti

giggled I did. funny that cake is. good one!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShira-chan

For Jar Jar Binks this cake was made thinks I.

Tammy R.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Used the force, this wreckerator should have.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

Yoda says, "Cake, eat it I will"

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermilk and cookeez

The economy is so bad that Yoda has begun an apprenticeship as a cake decorator.

The line, "Do or do not. There is no try," comes to mind. And? "That is why you fail."

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

By the way, it says "congraDulations" (I suppose. This baker should take the alineation classes from older posts).

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpaudream

:)

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPamela

A lonely nipple perhaps??
Sad that cake looks.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShadow

Hmmm. I wonder if this was supposed to be a "boob" cake?

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterD.B. Echo

as an English major and editor, one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell it "congradulations" and not with the correct "t." UGH!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMare

Laughing I am.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

oh now that is the best one I've seen in a long time. that lonely little berry in the middle just cracks me up!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLauramamadoula

I'm glad you mentioned that was a raspberry (raspberry?) I thought it was a prune. Gave a whole different mind visual of 60 miles.

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March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergryphondear

Amateur this one must be

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

"Well, yes I was watching Star Wars while decorating this. How did you know?"

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

It sounds like Yoda is getting into cake decoration. Decorating I am, yes
:) Leah

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergritsaintgroceries

If Yoda ordered this cake, then I can understand...

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca

From the Yoda/Dr. Suess bakery it is, yes.

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March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHyena Overlord

60 miles? Breast cancer walk, maybe? Would give that lone raspberry some meaning, anyway... ;)

Jill

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjillipep

Love it!!! Your commentary always makes me laugh.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBlalock

Did Yoda commission this cake?

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Sickened also am I. For what she did 60 miles wonders I?
Okay this is making my head hurt, it's like translating Spanish!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChrista

You must get rid of the flying ad!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCooking_With_Ginger

Did this person walk the Breast Cancer 3-Day? 60 miles in 3 days to raise money for the CURE?? I do the 3-Day each year in memory of my Mom and am wondering if that's what this cake is for. If so, after sleeping in a pink tent for two days and peeing in a porta-potty every 3 miles, this cake would bring a few laughs! p.s. Love your site! And so do all my friends!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterD'Lyn

I have to wonder if this was a cake made for someone who completed the 3-Day breast cancer walk... that might explain the lonely little raspberry, and add a whole other level of wreckiness to it... :-)

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJen

Did Yoda make this!?

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSamm Mac

Channeling Yoda maybe they were. Poor sad cake it is.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSue

That's a very sad cake...

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM

maybe it was for yoda? :)

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjax

talk like yoda, this is.


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March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnon E. Mouse

Wow, bad grammar combined with bad spelling...what a terrible combo!

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterElleah

I actually like how this is worded. It's an ugly cake, though.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterthedeadcantdie

So Yoda did 60 miles of what?

Monique D.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

60th Birthday Happy to you!

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DB

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDoublebanker

Like Yoda, we speak.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLiza

Maybe it's because I'm allergic to it, but that raspberry looks extremely threatening for some reason. It's like he doesn't care that he's the only one on that cake... he's not afraid to be seen, upside down, without any friends. Personally, I think that raspberry might be trying to take over the world.

and I think Yoda might be kinda mad that we are ripping off his language... just sayin

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterlaura beth

Sounds like Yoda was the wreckerator here.

March 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjlk

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