Tuesday
May272014
Hush... Or Else
May 27, 2014 [whisper-singing]
Hush, little baby, don't boo-hoo
Mom's gonna buy you Winnie-the-Pooh
;)
And if that Pooh bear just won't hug
Mama's gonna get you a smiley bug
;)
If that bug should start to bite
Then Sully here will make it right:
;)
But if that monster still won't do
Then oh no! Here comes Mickey the carnivorous sociopath again!
;)
The End.
Today's post has been brought to you by the delightful bedtime storybook, Go the F**k to Sleep.
(Ok, not really, but it seemed appropriate.)
Thanks to Ashleigh S., Erika, Rebecca E., & Medusa for making sure the yolk's on Mickey. (Because I think those are eggs. Maybe. With... chocolate. I'm scared.)
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Reader Comments (60)
Even better than the SLJ version is this gem: http://youtu.be/3xtcB457jqQ
It's read by Noni Hazlehurst who was a presenter on the Aussie classic TV show Play School from 1978 to 2001 (the show is still running). Cognitive dissonance ahoy!
Well Mickey seems to want to follow me into dreamland tonight lol. No thank you. I may end up staying up all night long to avoid it. Wreckerators must be working for Freddy Krueger.
Sully is really not all that badly done. Just sayin'...
@haiku joy- hahahaha! winnie the ew! Winnie the EW!!
@jodee- join you in the bunker
@Craig - we are offended that you thought we would be offended by your comment about Chernobyl.
@Craig rub under Theardare's chin! We don't need him going off!
I'm offended that we're talking about Chernobyl, but please, may I have a slice of Lenin or Three Mile Island-with-glow-stick?
That's not Sully. It's the love child he had with one of those little green cannibalistic Teletubbie aliens from Galaxy Quest. Just sayin'...
i think they all got serious issues with their thyroid gland
Oh my God the Very Hungry Caterpillar and Carnivorous Sociopath Mickey Mouse will haunt my dreams tonight.
Reminds me of that Mickey Mouse short from the '90s, Runaway Brain, which did, in fact, give me nightmares as a child. *shudder*
Can't sleep
Freaky nightmarish cakes will eat me.
Can't sleep
Freaky nightmarish cakes will eat me
Can't sleep
Freaky nightmarish cake will eat me.........
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!