Killer Thrillers (HEEhee!)
October 21, 2013 [howling wind]
[howling dog]
[howling wind and dog together]
[plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains]
Darkness falls across the land...
Prince Humperdink: SKIP to the end!
Oh. Ok.
[ahem]
The fowl-est stench is in the air...
;)
"Quack."
The FUNK of forty thousand years!
;)
Give or take an eon.
And Grizzly ghouls from EVERY tomb...
;)
Rawr.
Are closing in...to seal your DOOM.
;)
Patriotically.
And though you fight to stay alive...
;)
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm missin'myarm, and whereismyface?"
Your body starts to SHIVER.
;)
...me timbers!
(Or maybe that's Orlando Bloom. Hm? LADIES?)
For no MERE MORTAL can resist...
;)
Baby Cthulhu!
Or...
;)
... David Caruso riding a unicorn under a double rainbow!
The EVIL...
(Oh. Or that)
...of...
THE GRILLER.
;)
MUAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
AHA...
Wait.
Is that supposed to be steak?
Ew.
Thanks to Melinda M., Sarah C., Natasha, Nell H., John M., Rebecca J., Carrie, Robin L., Wolfie, and P. Humperdink for saving us from having to find a cake for "y'alls neighborhood."
Reader Comments (54)
The flag-skewered zombie lamb! WHY? FOR WHAT REASON?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw a uterus with an IUD on that last one.
I think this is you best post ever!!!
I confess, Baby Cthulu is pretty cute. And even if the technical skill of the wreckerator was lacking in David Caruso riding a unicorn under a double-rainbow, I still dig the concept of it.
The last one...eww.
I totally see a steak with a side of poo burgers!