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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Saturday
May242008

The Most Disturbing Cake EVER

[NOTE - The original photo was removed at the baker's request. This cake is merely a similar style, to give you an idea of what I'm talking about. ;) ]

Great burrowing baby bottoms, Batman!

Wow. Here's a cake you could never photograph from the backside, eh? (Get it, "backside"?) Seriously, let's count the ways in which this cake is oh-so-wrong, shall we?

1) There is a baby butt on it
2) There is no corresponding baby head to the baby butt
3) To be in this position, the baby would have to be buried alive inside the cake (aw, what a cute concept!)
4) Two lucky individuals are going to get to play "These Little Piggies" with their mouths
5) Did I mention there is a baby butt on it?

Karen F., bottom's up!

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Reader Comments (52)

You should never say EVER, since after this post we have seen so many disturbing baby shower cakes, some of them make this look even cute.

I really just wanted to say hi and thanks for a great blog, I'm just reading it from the beginning to end since all your posts are a great workout for my abs! I live with a baker so we get a real kick out of reading these :D

Love from Finland, if I find any wrecks this side of the pond, I'll be sure to submit them!

November 11, 2013 | Unregistered Commentertinga1911

Oh. My. God. I'm just horrified that such a thing exists.

wv: slargy: this makes my stomach feel slargy.

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