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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Jen Finally Lets It Go

The sw*n glows "white" on the cakes here tonight


Not a footprint
to be seen.


A kingdom of wreck-er-ation
and it looks like I'm the "Qeen."


Conceal that meal

Don't let it show!

Whoops, now they knoooow...





Can't hold it in anymore!





Back away and SLAM the door!


What they're GOING to say! 


Let the cakes wreck OOOOOONNNNNN!!

The wrecks never bothered me anyway.


Thanks to Sarah D., Lena C., Cori M., Mai Z., Jill D., Larissa S., Rachel M., Matt G., Sue S. & Miranda B. for the sweet release.


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Reader Comments (10)

Aw, sorry to see Elsa lost a finger or two to frost bite.

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

1) This cake certainly is an ugly duckling.
2) Don't eat them! Don't eat them!
3) The yeti announces the birth of his son and was he abominable.
4) There's something qeer about this cake. It's qite the wreck. It's almost as if these bakers are on a qest to do the worst that they can. Many of them ought to just call it qits.
5) How appetizing. I'm not going to ask what the baker used for a model for that drumstick.
6) & 7) Our sentiments exactly. If these wrecks don't make you scream, nothing will.
8) Did Pooh just fall into a pile of poo? Or is he being eaten by a giant carnivorous plant? (Only the baker knows for sure).
9) Talk about being desperate for a drink! He should take some tips from his dog on how to do this right.
10) And all this talk from Westley about true love. What would Princess Buttercup think?
11) Yup. This is a wreck. So what Elsa is new?

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Isn't that "God Save The Qun"?

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersillygirl

Those bakers should hang their heads in shame...

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

While the pic of the goat was funny in its own right, now that I've watched the 'Let it Goat' clip you linked to - I can't stop laughing! Must share with everyone...

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

*Jen moves away from the mic to breathe in*

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAl the K

Pirate Hooker? I would love to know the story on that..then again it is probably safer not to even ask lol.

May 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Oh my gosh,so glad to see this one was reposted! (I assume due to “Frozen 2” coming out later this year?)

May 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCarly

Just 'cause I always have to point it out, that is a sheep, not a goat--but still hilariously funny.

May 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNot a Frozen fan

Spoilers - Dolly Parton is cast for Elsa in Frozen 2.

May 16, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKj

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