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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Giving A Whole New Meaning To "Stiff Drink"

Happy Alcohol Screening Day, minions!


::adjusting hypothetical glasses that I *could* be wearing; YOU DON'T KNOW::

Let's begin.


What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Mm-hm, mm-hmmmm. I see.


Are you especially detail-oriented? Or do you focus on the bigger picture?

Yikes, get a hold of yourself, mate! YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

Moving on...


When do you find you work best?

Yeah. Kinda figured.


Would you say you're generally happy with where you are in life?

Cool cool cool.

::scribbling furiously on notepad without breaking eye contact::


Do you ever find yourself getting, how should I put this... "salty?"

Oh, no reason... just... curious.


Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?


Well I appreciate your honesty.


And finally, when things get hard, are you able to take a firm hand? Can you suck it up and get the job done?

Ohh, ballsy answer.

I like it.

Well, I've just now decided we're moving in a completely different direction, but thanks for coming in!


And thanks to Erica, Missy N., Telch, Anna R., Christy H., Justin J., & Danielle M. for giving a whole new meaning to "stiff drink."



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Reader Comments (10)

I was wondering who Hourel was and what made him doubly happy…… then I found him on cake #6. Oh. Not so happy, happy.

April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

The baker who spelled it Bud Ligth,
Must be blind or has poor eyesigth.
This sligth of hand
Is a bligth on the land.
Something just says it's not rigth.

April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike


April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMedith

Amazed as usual! :)

April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAnita

#6 of course is included as simply an amusing cake, not a wreck. The baker clearly hit exactly the mark they were going for.

April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBorg

I think "salty guy" would more accurately be called "serious bacterial infection guy".

April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

Bravo, Mike.

April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAlison in Indiana

That passed out Ken doll I am guessing really enjoys sprinkles.. from a toilet no less.. ewwwwwww lol.

April 5, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Is that the toilet barfing on HIM?

April 6, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

Just a note to acknowledge the Abed Nadir "cool. Coolcoolcool." (I was Abed in a past life. Or the current one. Or something.)

April 7, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKristen

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