I Mustache You A Question
April 25, 2019 It's the follicle sensation that's sweeping the nation: MUSTACHES!
That's right, bakers: Mustaches make everything friendlier and more approachable and not at all creepy!
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"Psst. Hey. You.
"You wanna candy cane?"
Not to mention more appetizing!
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(Yes, those are supposed to be 'staches. And the bow is plastic. Because of course it is.)
Mustaches are instantly recognizable:
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And always make sense!
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And sometimes travel in large packs for protection:
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We call this "a flock of Sellecks."
So be proud of your mustaches, my friends - even if your baker's "drawing" is a little more literal than you'd like:
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Trust me, Nichole M., you're better off this way.
Thanks to Anita H., Kristien B., Rebecca S., Joy W., & Nichole M. for the flavor saver favors.
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Reader Comments (9)
Excellent captions as always, Jen. The "flavor saver favors" at the end was the nut sprinkles on top of the cherry and whipped cream.
#5 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BAT STACHE!
A flock of Sellecks!!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
Reminds me of The Tick episode "That Mustache Feeling"!
The "flock of Sellecks" are clearly angry eyebrows that escaped Ma Mushroom's knitting machine.
Y'all are BATS! And that is what I SEE in four of those nose-ticklers!
...ahhh...ahhhh...AHHHCHOO!
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Are you SURE those upside-down black 'staches aren't meant to be a flock of crows?
Maybe it's a van Gogh thing.
Come on, you can't prove it isn't!
Flock of Sellecks? You can spend your life just wishing, but I've got this photograph of poo to remind me.
#4.....upside down trolls? With mustaches? Maybe it's just me....