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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Because For Easter You Get EXTRA Nipples, That's Why

Don't you just love Easter cakes, minions?

All the icing flowers and pretty patterns, and those springy pastel colors everywhere! Ah!

It's just so beautiful.

And... possibly deceased.


Well, at least Easter eggs are a no-brainer.



Real Talk: I thought this technicolor bunny cake was kinda fun:

Then Lorie told me it's supposed to be a mermaid tail.

::double take::

::head tilt::

::squinty squint::

Yep, still not seeing it. But I AM in the mood to listen to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat right now. "Bring ME my colored bun! My amazing colored BUN!"

They're singing along on the inside, honest.


For the longest time I couldn't figure out who this cake reminded me of:


Then with Star Wars Celebration last weekend, I finally remembered!






"Mayhap I've said too much."


And finally, a little Easter ditty, to the tune of Silver Bells:

Saggy boooooobs
Saggy boobs!
It's Easter time In the bakery

Ring a ling
Headless screams!
Soon we will see
Nipple playyyyy


Thanks and deepest apologies to Christy F., Jessica G., Lorie B., Lauren L., Chad E., Carolyn S., Laura B., & Jaime J. for helping me get that off my chest.


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Reader Comments (20)

Wait. Is that a Balchinian from Men in Black?

On a separate note, I do NOT appreciate the bakery making tiny naked sculptures of me without my permission. Sheesh, how rude! (What were those things actually supposed to be?)

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

That one cake looked like Falkor to me.

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMarie've got me thinking about the 30-Second Bunny Troupe....
...and the bun in the 5th cake is merely suffering from Chinballsia....

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMedith

What the H377 are those last things supposed to be? They resemble little, white fireplugs!

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Am I the only one who thinks the bunny butt cupcakes are cute?

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJo

Jo: Yes. Yes, you are.

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLauraF

Bunnies diving underground or Venus of Willendorf reproductions?

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJack

Jo: yes, you're the only one. I did guess they were bunny butt cakes, but they don't LOOK like that. They look much more like - what Jen said.

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMorag

No, Jo. I thought they were adorable!

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered Commentercarrie

Soooo...all I saw in the “mermaid tail” was a duck

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterHols

5th pic: All this while I never realized I wanted a square bunny.

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNick Meta

It took me entirely too long to figure out the saggy boobs were bunny butts. LOL

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

No, Jo, I think the bunny butts are ADORABLE!

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJo

Maybe if they'd used green sprinkles, more of us would've seen bunny butts. And now we've also seen earthworms on an egg, too. The little yellow guy actually is kind of cute, though.

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

I thought that mermaid tail was a very large misshapen pineapple lol. Shows what I know anymore lol.

April 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Ah, it's NSFW season again at Cake Wrecks! Bunny butts with extra nipples and all. Woo!

April 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDancing With Lasagna

I thought it was a multi-colored fried shrimp.

Oh, so the tits are the bunnies' *feet!* Now I get it. Meanwhile, if I ever want the Venus of Willendorf on a cupcake, I know what to ask for.

April 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterChristopher

I thought the "bunny butts" were little Venuses of Wallendorf...

April 21, 2019 | Unregistered Commenteryakbutterfly

Silly me. Lacking imagination, I thought they were two-headed chicks, possibly with pompadours, except the faces were... well, wrong... 'sigh'

April 22, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSue

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