My Other Blog

What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Sounds Like Easter To Me!

The warning signs were there, peeps.



::ominous hopping noises::

::ominous pause::

::ominous foot-scratching-ear sounds::

::followed by more ominous hopping::


Woe, my friends. WOE TO US ALL.

Especially the hot chicks.

They're always the first to go.

But then!

The bunnies will come for us!



::raspy breathing::


::sound of a long blade being sharpened::


What's that, you're afraid of clowns?


::sound of too-full balloons being twisted together verrrrrry slowly::

::without breaking eye contacting::

(As a former clown who used to make balloon animals, this one is legit terrifying.)

::loud crunching sounds::

"Pass the Doritos, please."

"Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be scary. Uhhhh... I've got it!


::sound of five other murder bunnies face-palming::

"Dangit, George..."


But all of that pales in comparison to the ultimate Easter Party Killer...

::long, drawn-out, slightly squeaky farting sound::

::explosive toot::


RIP, Easter dinners. You had a good run... but this one was runnier.



Thanks to Carol Z., Anony M., Daniel C., Dana S., Leslie M., Anony M., Mandy K., Valerie P., & Zakiya P. for find the Easter "Bunny" that keeps going and going and going...


Do you shop Amazon? Then how about clicking through my affiliate link to shop? USA, UK, Canada.

 Visiting Amazon through those links will help support the site, and costs you nothing. Thanks, guys!

And from my other blog, Epbot:

« Lamb-entations | Main | Homophoning It In »

Reader Comments (14)

I laughed until I cried. This is one of my favorites....especially the way it comes out in the end!

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMary

I think there's a typo in the 'thanks' section? it says 'for find'

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterjhsfdfj

#7 has 4 eyes...and no glasses..
#8 is wearing a horseshoe on his HEAD....

Does anyone else have the strong urge to reread Bunnicula???

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMedith

Poo bunny!

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

Oh, the horror!! (Why do bakers feel compelled to decorate cupcakes en masse? WHY, Just WHY?)

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered Commenternancy

Ai-yi-yi... are those long, pointy *deviled eggs* for ears on the unicorn/bunny thing???

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterccrow

That last one is a Cupcake Pull-a-Part? What the hell? Where would you begin?

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJackie

The 6th one down resembles one of those "specialty" breeds of goat/sheep/summuvvathing that you'd most likely see at a snooty breeder show. The judges don't have much on top, if you asked me. ....but there's plenty on the floor; and I wouldn't want to hafta sweep it up.

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Maybe that last one is Diarrhea of a Mad House Bunny.

April 17, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike

With apologies to Tom Lehrer:

Sring is here! Sring is here!
Life is murder bunnies causing fear!
I think the wreckiest time of the year
Is the sring, I do, don't you? Course you do...

That last cake....
1. they repurposed a poopmoji cake into a bunny?
2. they made the ears white when the rest is brown?
3. they made a poopmoji cake in the first place?

April 18, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNerfbomb

So I can almost see $10 for the poop pile cake, but $29 for the single layer pink monster with horns??

April 18, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

I was wondering about the lamb smoking a ciggy cake, too. I googled it, and found this:

April 18, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

I am dying of laughter at these things. After the day I had I really needed this thank you.. and now to avoid killer clown bunnies.. geez lol.

April 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Well, while the last cake may be covered in Poo it's a relief to know there's no pee in the first one!

those chicks have been watching the wrong youtube make up tutorials.

the rest-- I got nothing! they are just too disturbing!!

Nerfbomb-- That is AWESOME!!

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterbelovedbyHim

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>