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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

I COULD Be Wrong... But I Think That's Photoshop

It's time again for "John Photoshops Cakes Poorly!"

::jazz hands::


"As my decorator always says, 'If ya gotta go, go with a smile.'"
- or -
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
- or -
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
- or -
"This cake needs an enema!"




::dramatic music swelling::

::dramatic music now fully swollen::






Thanks to Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all a big hand.


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Reader Comments (9)

So much applause for the Doctor Who one!!!

April 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMandy

The next-to-last hand came in heady...(as in, it could be a hat.)

April 10, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

1) So many things about this cake are wrong. The proportions are awful and the logo is lousy. But in the end, the best thing we can now say about this cake is "the Joker's on you!"
2) Someone needs to tell the Doctor that this is a phone booth and not one of those clunky early cell phones.
3) It's one of the aliens from the Cantina scene in Star Wars.

April 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike

I've spent longer than I would like to admit trying to get my hand into the same position as the KISS cake.

April 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLiz G.

The Kiss one looked great until the hand. Sever the hand and have it spew blood like Gene Simmons does at his concerts.

April 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMarie

Goshdurnit, now I'm never gonna be able to watch That Episode of Doctor Who again without giggling.

April 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKai Lowell

Hubba hubba hubba who do you trust? Not that baker!

April 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTrudy

The Kiss cake was so close.

April 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

I am still laughing at poor Batman. Superman probably made that cake lol.

April 12, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

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