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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Wild Kingdom Just Got Wilder

::Snooty British Narrator Voice::

"Here, in the blinding flash of our hidden wildlife cameras, we behold a truly majestic moment."



[trumpet-like fart blast]



"Her prey captured, the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."

::contemplative chewing sounds::



"Their mating call may seem unusual - even bizarre - but the Ball-Footed Duck Dong swears this works with the ladies."

"Hey girl, you up?"


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Reader Comments (12)

1) See the sheepish look on their faces? They got caught trying to outdo each other making those big bubbles under the water.
2) This looks like the dromedary alligator to me. And he got caught in a freak snowstorm and has to wait for the spring thaw.
3) To quote Chariots of Fire, "He's not smitten. He's decapitated!"

September 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

For a triceratops,you'd think it'd tri a little

September 25, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns =^-.-^=

Anyone else read this in John Cleese's voice? Even funnier.

September 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterTifa

Pic #5, the Ball-Footed Duck Dong, has me totally stumped. I need some help here. WHAT was that supposed to be??? A swan or duck on the water that was, unfortunately, decapitated, as Mike suggests?

September 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBirdergirl

Tweety Bird hovered anxiously to see if the yellow feather duster would return his kiss.

September 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBirdergirl

Only $4.75 for the duck dong??!!! I think they're cutting themselves short. 😉

September 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJulieG

HOLEY uh... cr*p??? what the heck is that last one? Or is it what I THINK it is??

September 25, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersuzied

I have been pondering the duck cake and turning my head to every possible angle and this has been the result every time: "How is this... where did...which... what????" In fact, I realize now that I probably look very much like the T-rex from the first cake LOL

September 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJules

I think I will never forget the duck dong...nope can't even stop laughing enough to type this without typos every two seconds lol.

September 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Okay, so, the fam and I have been watching "Round Planet" on Netflix, and this post is the perfect complement. If hearing a snooty British narrator state nature-y tidbits of dubious scientific veracity (i.e. referring to jellyfish as "haunted marshmallows"), then this show is definitely for you.

September 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKamayeth

Birdergirl FTW!!

When I saw the first cake, I couldn't help thinking of the Cheezburger meme, "Oh...You're home early..."

September 27, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

"...the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."

OH MY STOMACH! I laughed so hard! Tears. Couldn't breathe. Dying laughing. Such a GREAT IMAGE.

September 28, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAndi

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