Tuesday
Sep252018
Wild Kingdom Just Got Wilder
September 25, 2018 ::Snooty British Narrator Voice::
"Here, in the blinding flash of our hidden wildlife cameras, we behold a truly majestic moment."
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[trumpet-like fart blast]
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"Her prey captured, the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."
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::contemplative chewing sounds::
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"Their mating call may seem unusual - even bizarre - but the Ball-Footed Duck Dong swears this works with the ladies."
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"Hey girl, you up?"
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Reader Comments (12)
1) See the sheepish look on their faces? They got caught trying to outdo each other making those big bubbles under the water.
2) This looks like the dromedary alligator to me. And he got caught in a freak snowstorm and has to wait for the spring thaw.
3) To quote Chariots of Fire, "He's not smitten. He's decapitated!"
For a triceratops,you'd think it'd tri a little harder...eh?
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Anyone else read this in John Cleese's voice? Even funnier.
Pic #5, the Ball-Footed Duck Dong, has me totally stumped. I need some help here. WHAT was that supposed to be??? A swan or duck on the water that was, unfortunately, decapitated, as Mike suggests?
Tweety Bird hovered anxiously to see if the yellow feather duster would return his kiss.
Only $4.75 for the duck dong??!!! I think they're cutting themselves short. 😉
HOLEY uh... cr*p??? what the heck is that last one? Or is it what I THINK it is??
I have been pondering the duck cake and turning my head to every possible angle and this has been the result every time: "How is this... where did...which... what????" In fact, I realize now that I probably look very much like the T-rex from the first cake LOL
I think I will never forget the duck dong...nope can't even stop laughing enough to type this without typos every two seconds lol.
Okay, so, the fam and I have been watching "Round Planet" on Netflix, and this post is the perfect complement. If hearing a snooty British narrator state nature-y tidbits of dubious scientific veracity (i.e. referring to jellyfish as "haunted marshmallows"), then this show is definitely for you.
Birdergirl FTW!!
When I saw the first cake, I couldn't help thinking of the Cheezburger meme, "Oh...You're home early..."
"...the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."
OH MY STOMACH! I laughed so hard! Tears. Couldn't breathe. Dying laughing. Such a GREAT IMAGE.