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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

I Mean, That WOULD Explain A Lot

Thanks to Naomi, who tells me this cake was a hell of a deal.


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Reader Comments (12)

A cake for Dorian Gray. perhaps?

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Okay, I want—no, I NEED—to know the backstory.

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Hmm, Satan? Well, isn't that special.

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChurch Lady

The sad part is that the cake is pretty decent looking...I hope it was devil's food. :P

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

"It's 'Sateen,' actually..."

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterVasilisa

Because I am of a certain age, my first thought was, “wow, a baby shower
cake for Rosemary’s Baby!” Come to think of it, that’s actually my only thought.

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJansville

All I can hear in my head is the old SNL church lady saying, "Well, isn't that SPECIAL!?"

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns =^-.-^=

Oh, please tell me that's devil's food...

This made my son laugh hard enough to drop his mouse. =-)

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

I have so many questions...

September 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKai Lowell

Nicely executed, correctly spelled, a true rarity!

And suitable for so many events!
* The inexplicable promotion of that middle-management-jerk-with-no-people-skills!
* Congratulating the teen who spent a year watching pointless youtube clips but somehow got great grades!
* Send it to the sadistic creep who abused children but was deemed "unfit for trial" and released!
* Not to mention celebrating any kind of deal or agreement with any person or company named Lucifer (or any of the other names of the evil one)!

Best yet, ...send it to the wreckerator who ruined your wedding cake last year but somehow suddenly has a website full of really gorgeous cakes and positive testimonials...

September 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAA

Are they going for a backhanded compliment here? Like, “you’re so gorgeous you must had a pact with Satan” kind of thing?

September 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJGCanada

Lol I am dying here just coming up with thoughts as to why this cake came in to existance. I really would love to know lol.

September 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

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