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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

You Pig!

Attention minions raising smaller minions:

Have you ever noticed something... off... about Peppa Pig's nose?

I only ask because I keep getting Peppa Pig cakes over here, and they're surprisingly, er, adult for a kids' cake, if you know what I mean.

Admit it: if you'd never seen Peppa Pig before this would make you spit out your Diet Coke. I mean, what is that lizard doing?


Granted, if you do know what Peppa looks like, that's not too bad.

[sing-song] BUT THISSSS IS!

Flashing Flops Of Fleshy Flaccid Frosting, Batman!

My theory is these bakers see exactly what we see - c'mon, let's call a dong a dong here - but they're so determined to NOT see it that their subconscious takes over, gleefully piping out penises left and right because "WE'RE ALLOWED TO NOW, IT'S A PIG NOSE! WHEEEEEE!"

C'mon, that's basically every 9-year-old boy's dream job.

But still, bakers, at some point you've gone too far.
And that point is riiiiiight around.... here:

Oink oink, motherfluffers.


Thanks to Liz B., J-la, & Nadya S. for the excuse to make a Beyoncé-the-chicken joke. FINALLY.


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Reader Comments (21)

The second Flaccid Flop <snicker> can't even look at it's own...proboscis...

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMedith

Howlingly funny post! And...uh.. I know exactly what the lizard is doing..😆
and I think you do too Jen!😂🤣
So glad I did not have a mouthful of coffee when I read this.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

All I see are some blowdryers.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns =^-.-^=

Please tell me whatever they are in the second photo are all frosting all the way through... Please.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBea

Oh my ;)

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

I don't know, but those second ones look a little cock-eyed to me.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

I’m glad my kids managed to miss Peppa Pig, as I have enough trouble with the “Mommy, who was Caligula?” and “Mommy, what’s a MILF?” (both actual questions), so I don’t need the “Mommy, why does everybody laugh at Peppa Pig’s nose?” question.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Just a Note, you may want to post a warning in the beginning. Those with Toddlers may see the first pic and think it's a safe post for their small ones.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

True story. My niece threw a Peppa Pig bday party for her daughter. They got a cookie cutter and made Peppa cookies. A couple months later my niece used the same cookie cutter for a bachelorette party. And it worked.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCari

Whoever made the cookies in the 3rd pic must be a fan of Pinocchio (i'm not a dong, i'm a pig! *nose grows).

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNick Meta

Er...... yes, Robin. It looks like these puffy pink personal penis piles of pastry have lost their pep.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKnittedbooties

Well, I didn't think this before but now I can't unsee it!!!

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterVanessa

Well I never knew of Peppa Pig. And now I do and am laughing so hard lol.

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

That’s Mr Dinosaur not a lizard!

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBeth

Note to Guys: if your dong looks like these, with 2 holes in the end, please see a doctor immediately.

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterClueless Noob

So cracked up at the Bloggess reference and so glad you finally had an opportunity to use it.

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterdbc

I think the second batch are meringues.

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPaganduck

Even if the image matched the original, he's clearly not *perspective* Peppa Pig. Every time I see him, it looks like his snout is growing out of the side of his head, like an extra ear. These cakes--I don't even want to *say* what is growing out the side of his head!

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

OMG Beyonce the Chicken! I thought I was on the wrong blog there for a minute! LOLOLOLOL!

September 16, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMavis

I belong to an organization that is putting on a Halloween run, and our graphics guy designed a t-shirt with a running zombie with his guts hanging out. All of the women on the committee immediately saw a penis, rather than a chunk of intestine, coming out just above the belt line. The guys were clueless. I'm not really sure how to interpret this!

September 16, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJill

Peppa Pig is already an ugly character, there was no need to, uh, uglify her any further... oh wreckerators, you...

1) Doesn't look too dirty, just badly done... as much as Peppa Pig's design, anyway...

2) ...aaaaaaaaaand here's Johnny where the fun begins! The herniated, crazed loins sleep tonight... never to get up again.

3) Just think of the potential! A Peppinocchio cookie (speak it out loud, three times, fast)! Write on it in frosting: "I'm an innocent, kid-friendly cookie!" Watch it getting big! Ha! There! A gift that keeps on giving... literally!

...what. Why the long face?

December 7, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterGutz Grilla

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