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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Jul052018

I Had No Idea Ocean Zombies Were So Long-Lived

I mean, wow.

 

Thanks to Ruth Q. for inspiring me to new artistic depths with my free clip-art assembly. (I would have added streamers and balloons, but John said enough was enough already. :D)

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Reader Comments (12)

If I ever lose my job, I can become a baker. Apparently, it's ok if you are dumb.

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

"Should we shoot again?"
"No, it looks as though they're dead in the water."

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

That should be "corps."

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDarlene

They're dead, Jim.

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMudmusher

Darlene: No duh!

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterThe Doctor

So they were going for Marine Corps? You know it's bad if I'm still not 100% sure that's what they meant. It's not like the rest of the cake gives me any clues.

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen

Of course, it's pronounced Marine "Core", so the inscription is not close any way you look at it. SMH (and laughing) that the baker could be so far off! I love your clip art Jen! Mike and Mudmusher- LOL to both of you!

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

@Darlene:

And in other news, water is wet. Also apparently preservative.

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

....Well,streamers and confetti, at least.....a send off....(or maybe a bump-off?)....anyway, not far to go to be sleeping with the fishes!

I legit snorted a laugh when I saw this.

July 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRosakala

Lmao I am dying again. They need to make a zombies vs wreckerators game. Just so I can laugh more I know I am weird lol.

July 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Coipse? Dead koi? Weird accent?

And snort giggle!!

July 6, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpat gann

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