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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen

Something's Fishy Here... And I Bet It Tastes Funny, Too

This is the most horrifying cake math I've ever seen, minions.

It's scarring.

Traumatizing, even.


[skips away whistling]






Admit it; the resemblance is uncanny.


Thanks, Anthony K. I think.


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Reader Comments (24)

Meh, I'm not sure. I always assumed that in cake math the sum was WORSE than it's parts. In this case, the parts are definitely worse than the sum *shudders* Haha

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

Poor cake is crying! He even has a runny nose.

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

For all that is good in this world, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

That second one's not a cake. It's called a blobfish. Nice try though.

[Editor's note- Okay, Lou. -john (thoJ)]

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLou

I'm less bothered by the blobfish shape than by the runny nose!

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMonique in TX

What's worse... the "tear"... or the "boogers"?

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJulephenia

I can’t stop laughing at that blob fish’s nose- help!

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRune

Blob fish is cuter, IMO. AND.....WHY ARE THE EYES X'D OUT? Yow.

Jen, stop clowning around.

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

I'd eat it. Mostly because I hate clowns and stabbing it would make me feel better than looking at it XD

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commenter13thmaiden

The poor blob fish looks much better in its proper environment under the sea, at pretty serious depths and pressure. Imagine how you would look at the bottom of the marianas trench!

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPastrychef

The flower peed in Dead Clownblob's eye making him/her cry, Everyone knows crying makes your nose run! Other than those things it's not a bad Dead Clownblob. Not there is such a thing as a good Dead Clownblob.

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpat gann

Bleeding from the eye and snot running down the nose. Classy.

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDancing With Lasagna

Lou, for your future reference, that is a clown with a balloon in the first image. Just though you might be wondering. And with a STEM education, we'd all know what those funny + and = decorations are.

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAl the K

The thing that haunts our nightmares... well, maybe not, but I'm sure it brought a laugh to CW readers.

July 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterR.

I am horrified lol. I never knew fish like that existed. Now I wish I still lived in blessed ignorance lol.

August 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

That's snot funny!

August 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSue W.

I love that the result is snot-crying, like "I didn't ASK to be made!"
I hope someone bought it and put it out of its misery.

August 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRed

I'd like to point out that the first pic is not a cake either! ;-)

August 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

Maybe the clown underwent the Curse of the Abyss.

August 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterThijs

Given the general nerdiness of the CW crowd, I'm surprised no-one's gone there yet but....

"Sideshow Blob"

...and that's all I have to say about that.

August 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNerfbomb

Nerfbomb wins the day.

August 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

Poor blobfish, yanked from its underwater home to be made fun of...

August 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAlison in Austria

Nerfbomb FTW

August 4, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermudmusher

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