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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Flight Of The Pee-Pee Knees

Somehow Connie's friend ended up with the nickname "Pee Knees," and I think I speak for us all, Connie, when I say we don't need that back story.

Still, you know what's worse than being nicknamed "Pee Knees"?

When your baker rises to the occasion and bursts forth in gloriously misapplied phonics:

In her defense, it IS pretty hard.

To spell, I mean.


Hey Connie, were there also cake pops?

'Cuz I bet these would fit right in.



Your Number One Fan: you the finger.

(Hang on, that was seriously for a one-year-old? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!)

[Unintentional pun heyooooooo]


Thanks to Connie S., Darla S., & Jess H. for making my double entendres count.


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Reader Comments (10)

Oh, goodness! I know by now not to drink coffee while reading this blog. I've been a fan for years, but today's entries -- wow. Just, wow. I would say they take the cake, but with these, you WANT them taken!

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen S

The only thing I can say about the first cake is this - when have you ever backed down from a back story? You can't tell us that your curiosity isn't aroused.

The second cake - are those uniporns?

The third cake - maybe that's not his finger. It might be a gun and this little guy is going to end it all because the baker made him so horribly wrong.

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

I am guessing that the last one was supposed to be a thumbs up, but look what happens when you can't pipe. :/

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1 do people...I mean...what were they...I mean...Oh dear...

Plus, the cake pops sure look like the picture was photoshopped. There is one where you can see the stick through the...erm...well...

I agree with Maureen S...WHEN have you ever backed down from a backstory? Come on Jen...we have known and loved you for the better part of 10 years here...we KNOW you want to find out. Whether or not you can publish it is another thing altogether! LOL.

LOVE YOU ALL! Keep up the hilarity.

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterVa Beach alemaP


June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterR.

At least the 1-year-old won't have had a clue what was on the cake. Let's hope Grandma wasn't invited to the party.

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMorag

Ok but we all need to know how Pee Pee Knees came to be be bees.
I want to say that some bakery departments and bakery shops should be shut down but then we wouldn't have Cake Wrecks. - Miss R.

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMiss R

My best guess is that those cake pops are supposed to be unicorns, but that means there's one unicorn that had its horn cut off and a smartphone shoved into its forehead as a replacement. And I'm not sure I'm prepared to accept that.

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBorg

I am laughing super hard right now. I can't believe wreckerators cannot see what they are doing. If not they need to read Cake Wrecks lol.

June 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Is this a new post?? Is Cakewrecks in a new season and out of reruns? Thank you!!

June 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRosa

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