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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Death By Giant Ice Cream Cone And Other Life Goals



I don't want to eat them; I just want to order a couple. Loudly.


"Steamrolled Minnie"

Anyone else having Roger Rabbit flashbacks?

(On the plus side, now she qualifies for flat-rate shipping!)



"When A Farewell Turns Curiously Personal"

Wreck or no? Me, I could go either way.


Have you heard? "Death by Chocolate" is so last week.

The newest trend in desserts is "Death by Giant Ice Cream Cone."

Now we just need a man biscuit topped with a chocolate piano.


"Mischief Managed"

Best. Wedding display. Ever.

Thanks to Sam D., Julie R., Karen B., Letty B., & Jennifer C. for man biscuits. Obviously.


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Reader Comments (13)

1) Someone needs a lesson in anatomy. Just sayin'.
2) Somebody slipped her a Mickey and that's why she looks so Goofy.
3) TMI!!!!!
4) Or is it death by giant, man-eating flower? Or maybe it's the newest trend in the Alien movies, where instead of the xenomorphs, ice cream cones and flowers burst out of their chests.
5) These are obviously the potential suitors rejected by the latest Bachelorette.

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

why are there 3 grooms on this cake?? all falling down..was this the brides 4th wedding???

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterlibby

I need to bake cookies for my Fire Dept. bake sale next week. Mind is made up. I'm making a batch of Man Biscuits. Just so someone can ask for them, OUT LOUD. "Oh, those look yummy. I would like a couple of MAN BISCUITS please!" Yes, even though this is the USA and we call them Cookies, not biscuits like they do in the United Kingdom, I'm still gonna label them Man Biscuits, cuz I can if I want to.

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCookiemama

I LOVE the last one!! It could cover SOOO many situations.!

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersuzied

Looks like those grooms on the last cake fell head over heels for the bride.

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterR.

The last one reminds me of that scene towards the end of Blazing Saddles..bwahahaha!

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDizchick2

Since the price of the man biscuits is in pence I'm guessing they're
British - so in this country you could ask for Man cookies - which sounds even worse than man biscuits.

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJane Lewis

That third one would be the best coming out cake ever. It's so matter-of-fact, I love it.

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterjoji berry

You are one funny, twisted woman. Thank goodness you share your humor with us.

May 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBiffster

Lmao what happened to the bride on the last cake did the three grooms shove her off before they all tumbled down the stairs in one giant catastrophe? Lol the poor dead gingerbread men stood no chance against the flowers of doom and the huge cupcakes. Hilarious.

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

"Flat-rate Shipping"!! FTW!!! Bwa ha ha ha!

Also, poor Christopher Lloyd. I hope he had a stunt pancake.

June 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

You mean where Dom De luise was directing the musical number?

June 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBoakingaccident63

"a man biscuit topped with a chocolate piano"

Just be careful not to describe him as a "chocolate pianist".

June 3, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJamoche

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