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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen

Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys

This cake is so disturbing, I'm almost glad the picture doesn't include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they're also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes.

And what kind of occasion calls for a "naked babies riding carrots" decor, anyway? No, wait, maybe I don't want to know...


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Reader Comments (15)

Honestly, that cake is perfect for ANY occasion.

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterdutchgirl

I don't see anything disturbing....I see a simple game. The babies are doing a version of "Red Light/Green Light".On a signal (like maybe a starting gun) the babies have to move to anotther empty carrot. Sounds boring? Well, then let's pretend that they have to get off the cake altogether, even faster......'cause the party's starting...,and they're ALL going to die!!Bwahaahaa!!

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I am weird, because I think this is cool. Have no idea what's about but at least it's presented well. Odd, a bit creepy, but nice presentation.

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterGarrett

This is the cake that made me visit here every day. It still makes me laugh and want one all at the same time!

I think it would make a great wedding cake! ROFL!

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpat gann

It’s my all-time favorite cake wreck, the baby carrot jockeys! Yay!πŸ₯•

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Ahh...the classic....
I think the most disturbing thing is that it looks like the Mohawks were PIPED on...

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMedith

Maybe it's a... baby shower carrot cake?

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterR.

Their hand is up as they ride the carrots, just like bullriders ride with one hand up. I am guessing they are riding πŸ₯•, because it’s easier to make carrots out of icing than it is bulls.

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJerrodsdad

the ur-wtf cake...

the original posting of this connected me to your gloriously demented sensibility, for which i am forever grateful. my daily perusal of this site has always been time well spent.

thank you!

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterharold

The one, the only! The first CakeWreck that made me laugh until tears ran down my leg!!! And made me love cake wrecks and become a loyal fan/reader!

Keep on Wrecking!

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

Got some of those babies frozen in ice cubes at a baby shower! I rescued as many as I could, but I had no idea what to do with them!! Thanks, Cakewrecks!

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterdnana

You're going to end soon, aren't you? You're going through the classics.

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLMR

At this point I would rather have this cake at a baby shower than some of the other scarier ones lol. At least the babies look like they are having fun lol.

May 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Yeah, that's totally not weird at all.

May 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAdam T.

Actually, i thought this was funny and made a cake myself with these. Then invited friends to a kids restaurant. Let's say we got banned and some kids hade their childhoods ruined

August 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRegrets

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