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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

This Calls for a Celebration!

Would you believe someone's boss actually brought this into the office? (Or should I say, "The Office"? It certainly looks like something Michael would order for an office party, doesn't it?)

I love that someone - either the customer or the decorator - felt that "sexual harassment" needed to be illustrated. And I realize that the decorator can't be expected to be Picasso or anything, but check out how far the girl's feet are off the ground. Either that was the Spank Heard 'Round the World, or she's on an invisible step while Chuckles there digs for gold.

Before you ask, yes, I hear the boss got in some deep doo-doo. Can't imagine why, though; I mean, it's got a big red "NO" symbol over it, doesn't it? And all those spanking demonstrations were purely for educational purposes, so really, what's the big deal?


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Reader Comments (15)

My favorite cake wreck write-up ever. I laughed so hard at your explanation, I couldn't catch my breath.

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

Could be a combination: She stands on a raised platform while he gives her a relatively typical spank.

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

So does that make the guy on the cake a member of the SWAT team?

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

I'm stuck on wondering about the guy that thought, "You know what a sexual harassment seminar really needs? Cake!!"

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

I love the “fancy” touches in the corners. Classy

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDeb

What on earth type of party calls for that cake?!

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Heh heh.....Picasso....Yes, I know, I know....., Very subjective but.....I've seen Coco the gorilla paint things that I would put in a museum before this thing!

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Oh my.

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterR.

Anyone else have "The Shot Heard 'Round the World" running through their head now?

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPhillip S

It needs two pictures on it, one where he is spanking her and then the one where she hauls off and wacks him across the face.

May 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAlison in Indiana

Lmao I can only imagine the customers face when they looked at the cake. I cannot stop wondering how and why this cake was made lmao.

May 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

1) Now I have that song in my head and 2) I hear "Body cavity search, hard and deep!" in my head to go with it.

May 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterStreehbach

And his small, yet erect, penis is sticking out of his pants.

May 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterFrank

On the one hand, the spelling is right. On the other hand, I’d really like to know who decided this occasion called for cake!

May 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Trying very hard for a SFW reaction to this cake and I’m failing hard. The word “f___ing” (not the word you’re thinking of) keeps popping in my head.

I’ll simply say this: it doesn’t look like Male Stick Figure is SPANKING Female Stick Figure.

May 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

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