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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

This Kid's Gonna Need A Wheelbarrow






 [NSFW due to language & general double entendres hilarity.]


Thanks to Christy S. for prompting Jen to utter the words "scrotal texture" today. Which is just plain nutty.


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Reader Comments (18)

What on earth.... O_o

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

The texture and colour make it look a little like the kid tripped over (or is birthing) a plucked chicken.

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBrenda

I'm not sure that a wheelbarrow is big enough. LOL

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBrigham from Germany

John (thoj), In the first frame, you created an 'illusion' actually. took me a moment to realize it wasn't a third arm/hand holding up your Master Baker mug. Am I the only one who see's the eye trickery here? Or am I just that wrecked myself. LOVE these cartoons John, you should have your own comic feature in the papers!

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCookiemama

.... *copy*.... *paste*.... Send to everyone at work, and wait for email from HR.

Worth it.

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAshley M

Sugar lumps is one of the greatest songs from FotC x

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPippa

Did anyone else think overloaded poopy diaper instead of testicles?

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPegasusKnightmare

I do love me some Flight of the Conchords. Miss those guys (although they've been doing some great stuff since their show).

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterFM

Tilts head sideways at pictures...Watches video, brow furrowed...Sowly picks up jaw off floor...Bemusedly processes entire experience...Shakes head to dislodge earworm...Definitely the highlight of my day.

(Correction: Second best part of the day. The best part was writing up everyone in Ashley M's department and informing them that there will be a "sugar lumps sensitivity" training session forthcoming.)

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJulianne

Oh, that baby boy has the biggest pair of testicles to grow into......!

And it's sad/scary I wasted too much time trying to read the cartoon coffee mug....I swore it was Master-Bater before I figured out it really says baker😚

April 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBranddr

I for sure thought it was a very dirty diaper judging from the look of sheer terror on that poor teddy bear lol. Never thought it could be something else lol.

April 3, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

The kid is a contortionist. That's the top of his head.

April 3, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Boy, oh boy, it's a Boy!

April 3, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMarsha3

It's clearly a massive scrotum, but why??

April 3, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermarilyn

OMG... I made the exact faces the stick figure man did, at the same time he did them.

April 3, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDancing with Lasagna

The last panel -- the "take to the camera" -- is freaking priceless.

April 3, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara

This cake needs music!

April 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAdam Lane

Oof, well, that child has... well, um. Yeah. Um.

Apart from how wrecky those cakes often are, I just don't get it. Baby feet and (full-looking) diapers don't look cute or appetizing to me, it's all the opposite. Why do we find them on so many cakes...

June 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLeina

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