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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen

The Easter Bizarre

I know we've been seeing some odd Easter treats this week, so today I thought we'd get back to basics.

After all, nothing beats a nice, time-honored, classic Easter...


...loaf of bread.


Yep, Easter is now infecting spreading its cheer throughout the entire bakery!


Just look at this happy character:

Cocaine Bunny sez:


"I'm your monkey fighting FANTASY! Just check the tag." [sniff]

Other bakeries are endorsing bunny-cide in more...creative ways:

Because the Alien chest-burster scene always makes me hungry.


Speaking of which, this one gives a whole new meaning to "Alien face hugger":

When it comes to spotting Wrecks, he's all ears.


Next we have the traditional Trojan Rabbit:

Just don't leave it unsupervised come nightfall.


Thanks to Christine C., Sue, Bliss B., Ali M., & Shannon C., who think two Monty Python references in two days is just wrong. After all, everyone knows THREE is the number thou shalt count.



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Reader Comments (13)

1) This bread is really to dye for.
2) Why does Jefferson Airplane come to mind?
3) Either that's his ostomy bag or that rabbit is just a big dip.
4) This looks like something out of a lousy horror movie - skinned zombie rabbit?
5) I don't carrot all for this one. And I don't see a rabbit, either. Ears are wrong, fur is wrong. It looks like a sheep to me. And that leads me to believe this wheeled vehicle is used to break down doors. So that would make this critter a...battering ram.

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Fantasy. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

Fantasy Bunny must be high on something. $25.00??? For bread dropped in flour???

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLynne

After all, three shall be the number that thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

That's not much dip for all those veggies and all that bread. Other than that one tiny flaw . . .

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCommenter

I feel like you’ve been have way too much fun for your Easter posts. You have too much material to work with!

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSherry

Why oh why are the eyes in the ears?!?!?

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBrieanne

The last one looks more like an Easter lamb (with headphones), though it is riding in a carrot that just crashed into shrubbery (Nee!)

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAl the K

Your cocaine bunny....I think he is the illegitimate child of Jeff Dunham's little buddy Walter and a loose hare!! That expression is pure Walter!! Too funny!

March 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMargaret

Oh those poor bunnies lol especially the angry one that looks like someone spilled powdered sugar all over it's front. And the face hugger one is shriek worthy for sure.

March 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Heeey, everybody, Happy Eaee--WHOOOAAA!! I'lljustbefleeingnow,thanks...

March 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

My son said the last one looks like it's crying blood.
I said "it's a lamb in a carrot car I think?"
And he said "Oh, it's a "Lamb-orghini"
I think it's now awesome😂

March 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterE is me

"Lamb-orghini" FTW!!

April 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

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