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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Funny Business

NOTE: Getteth thine kiddies hence! (Translation: today's post is not for the youngun's!)


These clowns seem pretty excited about their cupcakes.


No, I mean really excited.


No, no. I mean REALLY excited.

"Oh! Uh. Hi, guys. Heheh. So, what's up?

"What are we doing? Who - us? Uh...nothing? Yeah, nothing. Nothing at all. Sooo....yeah. Listen, can you close that door again on your way out? And turn the Jimmy Buffett CD back on? Thanks. Yeah. You, too. Ok, then. Bye!"


"So I says to her, 'hey, baby, don't let the tiny clown car fool you; it's not the way you throw the cream pie, it's the way you put the tutu on the dog!' And she was all, 'What?' and I was like, 'never mind.' Yeah."


And then, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

Something like this comes along:

Whatever you do, DO NOT click on this picture to see it full size. Srsly. Don't do it.




Ok, now that you've clicked on the picture to see it full size - care to join me in a "I could've gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys" scream? Groovy.




Keith R., Will B., Jane O., Amy F., & Nicole V., I nominate "tinkle toys" as the new clown-bits euphemism for 2010. Any seconds?

Note: The tinkle toys in the last picture were supposed to be buttons. Pink buttons.


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Reader Comments (13)

From the Ringling Brothers circus these clowns are not. More like the Ding-a-ling Brothers.

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Uh, yeah, "buttons."

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

Ok, I guess I can live with the penii, but WHERE ARE THEIR ARMS?!

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPastrychef

They may be "buttons," but that doesn't explain why the clowns have their arms behind them backs like they are restrained. That one on the right is a very muscular clown, just look at those abs! That's why I thought it was "clown porn."

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

so what was the occasion for the last cupcakes with the naked clowns and their peens??

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterlibby

"......comes along", she said......=^-.-^=

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

They also look as if they are into bondage - or strait jackets.

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSandra

Clicked on the last picture before I read instructions not to! Now picture a small woman in her fifties saying "Oh myyyy" in George Takai's voice!

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMs. mallory

Very last clowns- where are their arms? (asking for a friend)

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Those clowns look like they're wearing a straight jacket. What's worse than not being able to move their arms in their condition. It was so hard to keep this post clean.

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterVal

Reminds me of the SNL ad for Dillon/Edwards Investments

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterjbrecken

My daughter thought the "buttons" were umbilical cords! Either way, clowns in strait jackets, or naked clowns... too much frosting.

February 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Well at least these things didn't scare me. Scar me for life possibly and had me laughing even my hubby had to look and then looked away fast lol. I am still laughing.

February 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

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