'Tis The Season
December 17, 2018 It's hard to capture all the magic of the season in a single cake, but by jove, I think this bakery's gone and done it:
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I don't know about you, but I'm feeling all warm and tingly inside.
What do you think, Ambivalent Snowmen?
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"Ehhhhhh..."
"Mmmph..."
"Errrrrrr...."
"Wellll..."
"I HAVE NO OPINION STOP TALKING TO ME."
Oh! That reminds me:
'Tis the season to pick up your custom order at the bakery, realize how awful it is as you're walking away, and dump the wreck in the cheese case before making a hasty get-away:
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Fa la la la la laaaaaaaa...
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Thanks to Lindsay G., Carla L., Cathy C., & Helen A. for the worst foot-in-mouth situation I've seen in ages.
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Reader Comments (9)
I though the last cake was a pickle! But then I realized that didn't make a great dill of sense.
+Tearing up* I can just FEEL the holiday joy :')
A warty jalapeno?
That last one is clearly the Christmas Pickle, have you no culture?
That last one ... did the baker get confused between orders for “Christmas stocking” and “Christmas pickle”? (No really- Christmas pickles are a thing, look it up)
1) That's snow cake, it's a wreck.
2) Someone didn't like the snowmen gossiping, so they sewed their lips shut.
3) That's one way to wrecktify the situation.
4) "Shh! Be vewy quiet! I'm stocking the wild green jay."
Is that the Holiday Jalapeno? LOL
The Happy Birthday Snowman cake isn't a wreck only for the terrible text placement. "Re-Re" is also a slur calling someone retarded.
Well at least we can be sure those things actually are snowmen. I honestly wonder who would buy that SNOW cake though lol.