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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Freaky Friday

Today we've got TWO unusual holidays to celebrate - so that means twice the cakey goodness, haha! John even did the research and put together a little slideshow for us, so let's get right to it. What've we got first, John?


Um... well... ohhh kaaaay.

[deep breath]

Happy International Fetish Day, everyone!



John, why did you put a... is that a banana? Ok, a banana. Why did you ... I mean, what kind of fetish...

You know what, let's just move on.

Wow, looks like George really IS curious.
(You cheeky lil' monkey, you!)


I have to say, John, you've really managed to find some fun cakes for International Fetish Day.
Nothing scary here at all!



[climbing back into chair]

Not that... Not that there's anything WRONG with a... clown... fetish. Clowns are wonderful characters. Very colorful. Very, er... squeaky.


Thank you, John, but I'm not sure everyone really needs to know the plastic dinosaur is spring action.


Huh. Yeah, I guess I could see this one.


Just... NO.

(I don't care how much research you did, John, this is not cool.)


Listen, John, wasn't there another holiday today, too? Can't we just skip ahead to that one?


Well, I guess we should have seen that coming.

Happy Judgement Day, everyone!


Thanks to Alexandra S., Julia W., Heather A., Jed C., Farhee, Theresa S., & Nathan M. And yes, it really is both International Fetish Day and Judgement Day - just not THE Judgement Day. I hope.

So... cake?


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Reader Comments (18)

.......hmmmm...thinking that last one is a last-ditch game to pick either the left or the right hand, and candle.
You know; so you know which direction you'll be headed...(as in, πŸ‘ orπŸ‘Ž)....ΒΏ?

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Um.. interesting placement of candles in those clown cakes.
Oh. THATS the fetish. Gross

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterZeenia

I'm not a "My Little Pony" fan, but I love that Pony cake. Yes, I'm weird. But at least I'm not a Brony. Besides, it's FAR less offensive than that "Duck Dynasty" cake.

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterHairfish

Did they put frosting poop coming out of that pony's butt?

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKyle

I wonder how appreciative the Duck men are about being called Yellow.

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterColin

Today is also Dolly Parton’s birthday. It would have been a fabulous day for wrecky boob cakes.😊

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAm

No, no- it says 'Happy *Judgements* Day'!! Or maybe 'judgemints'...

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterccrow

I am not sure "My Little Pony" will ever recover from the shame. And it was such a pretty cake!

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterGrandmaJudyBeth


January 19, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Such beautifully decorative poo! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpat gann

It's not just poo...that pony's having a freakin' diarrhea attack. Dear god...who thought that was a good idea?!?

(and it's such a pretty cake otherwise, too)

January 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChris

Well will I be judged if I want to eat the judgement cake? It looks good and I really want cake. Just not one a My Little Pony got the runs on that just won't do.

January 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Poor Rarity would sob on her fainting couch if she saw that cake, darling...

January 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterTracy

It would've been better if the My Little Pony 'poop's had glitter on them. That would've been more believeable.

January 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLynne Shapiro

I believe that's "Happy Judgemorts Day" to you!

Finally some poo-like frosting that is supposed to be poo! Great assortment of cakes as usual, Jen & John!

January 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJuin

Why is that banana wearing a toupee?

March 13, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMarilyn

Somebody get that pony to a vet for deworming!!

March 13, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMarilyn

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