Now That's A Bad Day
September 18, 2017 Where is the moment we needed the most?
You kick up the leaves and the Volvo is lost...
;)
You tell me your blue skies fade to grey
Your baker still hates you, too, they say
;)
But I don't need no carryin' on!
You fall in the line just to hit a new low
;)
You pretend that you meant to, but everyone knows
You tell me it's hard working here offline
Your coworkers mock you all the time
;)
But I don't need no carryin' on!
So you had a bad day
You're itching downtown,
;)
You sing a sad song just to drown out the sound!
You say you must know,
You tell me don't lie,
;)
Then you work on a smile and you opt for the pie.
You had a bad day!
;)
Now that's a bad day.
Thanks to wreckporters Connie L., Deborah P., Melissa F., Fribby, Monique R., Anony M., & Rachel B. for inspiring a new CW policy: from now on, we want any and all apologies handwritten. ON CAKE.
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Reader Comments (13)
I had to look at the first one several times to realize it was not about an unfortunate kayaking adventure. I assumed the baker could not spell Kayak correctly.
It seems in this episode they can spell, but the grammar of their customers leaves much to be desired.
The language of the "Sorry that you fell and 15 people seen it" cake is so endearing to me. It reminds me of the time I spent in small towns in the Midwest.
*Gigglesnort*
That last one is priceless! I chuckled SO hard!
WHO gets a cake for ---?
I mean, WHY go to--?
((siiiiigh...))
I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall (as the saying goes)......Yum?
=^>.<^=
That last one is priceless! I chuckled SO hard!
WHO gets a cake for ---?
I mean, WHY go to--?
((siiiiigh...))
I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall (as the saying goes)......Yum?
=^>.<^=
I'm trying to wrap my head around someone who would purchase a cske and write their apology for projectile vomiting....including the cat! 😂😂😂😂😂😨😨😨🙃🙃🙃
I believe the first one says carjacking
Thank you to Shirley! I thought kayaking was the issue in #1 too until i read your comment and decided to take another look. The Volvo comment makes so much more sense now! Carjacking is better than "earf*cking" (whatever that is) which was my other guess.
I feel sorry for the cat.
Why would jerks hope someone fails? What did they do to get them all so ticked?
Although that last cake was not mine, when it was originally posted, I emailed a copy of it to an friend. Although he didn't have a cat, it was otherwise entirely appropriate. I was indeed sorry. Bad Mexican food was at fault, if I remember correctly.
That poor cat. I honestly think it will take more than a cake to fix that one lol. Must have been a deleted scene from the Exorcist lol.
I suspect the 'hope you fail' cake is a joke by a group whose coworker is leaving for a job they all envy. I mean, if they really hated the guy, why buy him cake?