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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Guest Post For You!



[fade to dream sequence]



"We all know the importance of a water filter. It is an important part of every household."

This cake is very ugly!

Water Filters For Less


"There are many brands of water filters. Many are good brands."

This cake is not spelled right!

Buy Cheap Water Filters


"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat."


This cake is showing a dead clown!

Glorious Water Filters Of Joy Helped Me Lost Ten Pounds


"In conclusion, not all water filters are the same. Many water filters are different."


The guitar looks very much like a penis!

Your Penis Will Need Wheelbarrow: Discount Water Filters



Thanks to Amy B., Jennifer C., Viole, & Valerie F. for reminding me of all the times a news outlet asks to feature a CW slideshow - and then writes their own captions.


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Reader Comments (20)

Love John's cartoon sketches, always so direct and concise but why did the moustache disappear from the last one? Oh wait, maybe that is not a moustache, could it be a breathing device, in which case I am glad his breathing improved. I am beginning to not fell well.

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterD'Marie

I have relevant comments for this blog. Please let me know if I have relevant comments for your blog.

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAnne


August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLynne

And, a big "YES", on the "petar" ....or would that be "peetar"?......or maybe even " puitar"?

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I think the mustache is really a Twizzler and John (thoj) ate it.
Beware the guitar posing as a penis. ( that autocorrect tried to change to permission!)

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSue W.

Love a good Lorem ipsum reference! :)

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterElly

D'Marie, Not a mustache, those are his clasped hands.

Love your site, always good for a needed laugh!

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterWG10

I like that you tied in penises (Is there an official term for a gaggle of penises? Peni? ) with water filters. That is true talent. :D

Thanks for the laugh this morning!! hehe...

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNatalieG

Google translate your Latin. Because, why not...?
"Lorem ipsum carrots, enhanced rebates, but they do occaecat time and vitality, such as labor and obesity. Over the years come, who nostrud exercise, the school district may not work aliquip advantage from it."

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMary Anne

I hope you like my relevant comments for this blog!


August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

I think this is my favorite post of all time!! I especially liked the glorious water filters of joy ! Where can i get some?

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterDonna

This is such a wasted opportunity! I would write about discount water filters for you, for free. Anytime.

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAlex

Thank you, thank you, thank you, WG10, of course, it is not a moustache but are really his clasped hands. Funny how obvious things are once they are pointed out to you, here all I was seeing was an exceptionally long Fu Man Chu moustache, which really did not seem plausible, when all along it was only clasped hands.

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterD'Marie

Lovely idea. Somehow I missed this first time around. I'm having so much fun revisiting old favorites, and even this one I missed.

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMarkinSF

Thanks for brightening up my day!

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKyle

The correct plural of penis is penes, based on it's Latin roots. Why do so many decorations on cakes end up looking like penes? Is Dr. Ruth still alive? Maybe she could study the situation.
The discount water filters were brilliant. I, too, have much wish to be cakewreck,com contributioner. Please advice me how this to do. Also, my family needs to get money to US. We pay much for this helping.
Thank you.

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJuin

People! That is neither a mustache, nor clasped hands in the cartoon. It is obviously a water filter. That's why he needs to . . .
Buy water filters cheap.

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLuLu

Excellent! We all need more filtered joy -- unfiltered would be too much!

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterDee, just Dee

@ Maryanne - I too, nostrud exercise. In fact, I nostrud exercise so often I think I need a lie-down. After drinking a glass of filtered water, of course.

August 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKismet

Glorious Water Filters of Joy!

September 1, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterPegD

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