Somewhere In Germany...
August 3, 2017 "Tyler! Stop hitting your sister. Oh, look, hun! A bakery with an outdoor cafe! Let's stop in and get a treat for the kids. Whaddya say, Madison? Sound good?
"Oooh, wow, it all looks good! So hard to decide. Well, I think I'll get a couple of the chocolate donuts for the kids... Oh! And I'll have some of that cherry cheesecake. Yummy... hm? What's that, hun? Oh, ok. ...And my wife would like a big ol' slice of the dong cake, please!"
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"Tyler! Get your face off the glass!"
Ah, Europe! You're so... European.
Thanks to Andrea G. (And yes, the smiley face really did have to be that big.)
UPDATE:
Originally I told you guys to just e-mail me if you wanted to see the uncensored cake, and then I'd have John e-mail it to you individually. Hundreds and hundreds (and hundreds) of e-mailed dong cakes later, and John's thrown in the towel. So here. The uncensored dong cake. Enjoy. You dirty, dirty cake lovers, you. (We should do lunch!)
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Reader Comments (60)
It looks like the berries are placed above the twig. Was this a self-sculpture by the cake artist?
Is that a naked mole rat, or are you just glad to see me?
Is it weird that I want to put googly eyes on it? Because it looks like it's about to try to pick up the girl next door. "Hey, how ya doin', lil mama? Lemme whisper in your ear..."
Damn girl!
Ah, the cake is Jewish. It must be Kosher.
Sorry if someone already pointed this out, because I didn't read all the comments, but is it me or is that cake circumcised?
I laughed way too loud for this late at night when I clicked the link.
Austrian here - I can't remember ever having seen a penis cake on display here or in Germany. I think it would definitely be popular around "Fasching" (carneval) in February, though! So: It's a bit surprising and maybe the little old ladies would complain, but I think it's hilarious. I can just imagine my 3 yo and 6 yo going, "Mamaaaaa! Look, JUST LIKE PAPA HAS!"
lol
Here's a vote for linking the uncensored versions in future posts. Was that guy circumcised or not?
My Jon (sans-H)(who I HAVE to share Cake Wrecks with!), says "Well dong!... I mean, done, Jen. Well done. (Cannot unsee that cake 😳). And, yeah, we DO need to do lunch! (We live right down the road in Bradentucky!! 😉)