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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Now Witness The Power of this Fully "Armed" Belly Cake

I've got a baaaad feeling about this...



Thanks to Lindsay for looking for wrecks in Alderaan places.


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Reader Comments (18)

Do her arms not have bones? And is the baby in a breech position? Inquiring minds want to know.

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Could it be? A little one coming soon, to Princess Orgasma?
=^-.-^= (All dressed up, and nowhere to head...)

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

All...De...Raang...places... GROAN... As if that limp offside cannon bone, 'scuse me, that limp right ulna & radius, didn't look so...
Baaaadly limping away.

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Would it be gauche to call dibs on the left boob? This cake also gives new meaning to serving "lady fingers" at a shower . . .

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterGoose

That disembodied left hand is creeping me out!

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

"You remember LaWanda June who used to live on the corner? No, not that corner, the other corner. That's right, the one without a head, poor thing. Well, she just had her baby!! 7 lb. girl!! The baby's fine but the carrot she was riding on went breech and LaWanda June was in delivery for Hello? Hello??"

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAl the K

With a foot THAT size - she is obviously giving birth to a six-year-old. Poor woman! No wonder she has no bones in her arms...the calcium that would have had to have been leeched from her to grow a first-grader's bones would have surely been debilitating!

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChenaya

No wonder she has no legs or head: all her growth went to her boobs!

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterHairfish

Am I the only one distracted by the fact that this belly seems to have the arms coming out of the boob? Like, I know adding shoulders would only emphasize the sheer head-less-ness, but still!

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterHei

I want to see a family photo after this kid is born. Apparently unusual deformities ain't no big thang in this clan.

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

What weirds me out the most are the cute, cheerful hearts dancing about the decapitated body with severely malformed arms.

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBlubonnet

Looks like she needs some SKELE-GRO! Where's Madame Pomfrey when you need her?!

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMPWalker

"My grandma what long arm you have!"

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterDiane Messantonio

This cake is the lovechild of Stretch Armstrong and a Weeble. Oy vey!

July 31, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterZippy

I think armless would have been better than this lol.

August 1, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Where's Poppy Pomfrey when you need her?

August 1, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKatherine

Well... THAT has thoroughly disturbed my calm...

August 1, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

Why, oh why, do we as pregnant women have to be reduced to the sum of our reproductive parts??? Our heads are irrelevant, it would seem from these belly cakes. You know, the part of us that allows us to be sentient beings rather than mere incubators. BLERGH!!

June 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAmnarie

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