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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Guess What!

It's time to play everyone's favorite game:


Hm. Well, it says, "Princess," and there's a scepter and a tiara on it.

So I'm going with "uterus."



Also "uterus."


"Uterus on LSD."


"Uterus with sprinkles"


"This is getting ridiculous."


And finally, today's bonus round is in the bag:

The magic baby bag.

Awww yeeeeeah.


Hey, Mandi B., Elizabeth A., Vicktoria R., Caitlin & Anthony, Kelly J., & Shayna S., you know how to politely refuse a uterus cake, right? "Thanks, but I gestate."


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Reader Comments (17)

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July 17, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Considering the UT Longhorns logo has long been thought to resemble a uterus, and that the Fight Back Texas campaign used a variant of same on their shirts and stickers, that may even have been intentional...

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterK`shandra

Cupcake cakes... just... no.

What does "Houk 'FM" mean, by the way?

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

The first one reminds me uncontrollably of Jinx's hair in "Teen Titans Go" Who else watches too much of their kids' TV shows?

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

That second cake is a uterus on heroin- that was my first thought when I saw the 'smack' . I realize it's supposed to be 'lips', but I agree w/Jen-; it's definitely a uterus.😲😒😂

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

@Chicago, I think it's a Texas college football slogan-hook'em is a reference to Texas longhorn cattle.

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

I saw the top cake, and thought "She must love Lumpy Space Princess too." :-)

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJenah

@Chicago: I'm thinking it could be call letters for a radio station..?

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

"Uterus... Are so beautiful... To MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

"Thanks, but I gestate."

Thank you, I am now crying with laughter. :D

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKai Lowell

I thought is said "Womb 'Em" at first glance.

July 17, 2017 | Unregistered Commenter4q2

Oh man I think I laughed so hard I broke my uterus lol. Honestly wreckerators have got to be doing these on purpose.

July 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Please tell me the “Smack Pucker Up” cake isn’t supposed to be lips. The kind found around someone’s mouth, I mean. Also, bakers, learn to use a little tool I like to call “punctuation.” Without exclamation points, it just looks like sarcasm, and it only makes your lackadasical [ahem!] “decoration” look even worse.

July 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike

..and somehow I find the hot pink "with sprinkles" cake the least objectionable of the bunch. I truly can't figure out what else the LSD cake could be. :p

On a totally different note, K`shandra, thanks for the Fight Back Texas link: that makes for some amazing reading.

July 18, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterhyphen8

Guess I'm the only one who, at first glance, thought the first one read "Princess Balls". In my defense, there was glare on the screen and the cupcakes do somewhat resemble balls.

July 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMirthMistress

The first cake (and I use that term loosely) - the writing looks like it says "Princess Balls"! Which makes sense with the many pink round things the "cake" is made from. The piping on the cupcakes even looks "fuzzy" somehow. All these cakes are just wrong, so so wrong.

July 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

Nobody but a certified Hapsburg has a lower lip that large.

July 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

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