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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Pixie Bust

Tinkerbells, Tinkerbells

Tink wrecks every day!

Oh what puns there are to write

When a fairy looks this way:

Oy vay!

Tinkerbells, hope this sells,

Clap your hands and pray

Baking skill and caring will

Be back again some day!



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Reader Comments (19)

1.What is that black thing slumped over at "Tink" #3's feet? Never mind. I don't really want to know.

2. On behalf of my fellow Brooklynites I would like to say, stop it. Just stop it.

C. On behalf of my fellow women of a certain age I would like to say, not everyone ages well, okay!? She's almost 65 for god's sake. who doesn't carry a little extra weight in the thighs or a bit of a turkey neck. Or lose their neck completely. Have a little respect for the aging process. Peter Pan may be ageless, but Tink is not.

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

Oh, my stars! The Squire and I nearly fell off ours chairs over that "hippy" Tinkerbelle. I have to admit there are days when I feel almost fat, myself.

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Poor Addi. Tink looks like she had a hard night before the party.

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMiss Paper

i think that second one is Ursula cos playing as Tink

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterzeenia

The bloody dead rabbit at "Adventuretime Tink's" feet on the third cake definitely makes it "special".

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

Is that a dead rabbit at Tink's feet on #3?

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBlubonnet

Tink #2 isn't wearing panties. What kind of kiddie birthday cake is this?

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSally

I thought Tink scheduled a Dermatologist appointment for that growth on her neck after this ran the first time! Guess it was too big for them to remove!

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSue W.

The first one looked like Mr. Bill dressed as Tink. OOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOO

I can't stop laughing at the second cake! I just don't even know what they were doing to her lower half! I'm on the verge of crying from laughing so hard.

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

Don't clap! Don't clap!

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermel

Wiggle leg Tink has a post up her... mhmm. Ouch!
I agree Mel, don't clap.

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJake & Me

Mel, you are too much!

June 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBiffster

I think there's a dead bunny rabbit lying at the feet of one of the Tink imposters lol. I can't blame it either since I would probably die laughing if the baker tried to sell me that cake.

June 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Welp. I don't feel so bad about my thighs now.

*eats another french fry*

June 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

I burst out laughing (again!) at Tink #2. She looks like she's gotten into the cake and ice cream early--and often--and *dares* you to say anything about it! She's got attitude to spare, along with the spare tire.

Aaaand speaking of #2, I'm not sure that's a dead bunny at Tink #3's feet. I mean, she's still squatting, for heaven's sake!

Final Tink just needs to do something about that thyroid condition.

June 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

The 3th cake makes me think "Tink meets Mr. Bill"- oh, no! And the second cake- what ever she's been eating went straight to her hips... Ursula dressed as Tink indeed!

June 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Menopausal Tink # 2 is totally right on for her age! She's "60-ish" isn't she? Happens to the best of us, middle age spread, crepey throat, wrinkles..... Crone-hood! Embrace it Tink!

And the last cake.... definitely osteoporosis there with a major "dowager's hump".... I would suggest a bone density scan and Boniva or something of that sort - otherwise you're going to see Tink in casts!

This post was hilariously funny..... so glad I didn't have a mouth full of food/drink, etc. Still ROTFLMAO.

June 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

Ow, my eyes!! My eyes!!

June 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTritchen

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