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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

It CLEARLY Doesn't Tear You Apart






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Reader Comments (12)

The cat portrait is what made this post.

December 28, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterZeenia

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
--Johnny (Tommy Wiseau)

December 28, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterThe One who remains nameless

This is why I call Adele’s song “The Stalker Song”. I really don’t get why it was such a hit; it’s more than a little creepy.

December 28, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Literally what I pictured the first time I heard this terrible song, now I get to search the house for CW wiretaps. (Sorry, love her voice, this song is poop)

December 28, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCBushLite

"The cake is coming from INSIDE the house!"

December 28, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermindy1 cat portrait do you mean the camel for hump day lol

December 28, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterShannon

Another great stick-figure story, John! The cat portrait was the cherry on top, so to speak.
I have a question. Why are frosted gigantic cookies not disparaged the way CCC's are? Are they for people too cheap to buy a cake, but "they wanted to do something"? "I like you, but not enough to splurge on a little cake".
Hope you had a nice Christmas. Best wishes for another great Cakewrecks year of posts!

December 28, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJuin

That's no mere cat, that's Lily!

December 28, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAl the K

Oh this post has me laughing so hard. I love that song and now I will think of this and die laughing when I hear it.

December 29, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

The "Sorry about the Herpes" cake following that sketch reminds me of a call I got from a guy about 5 years after our affair ended. He didn't say why he was calling, and I was too shy at the time to ask. He called me back the next day, after a night of wondering if I had a horrible disease, to tell me he had become a salesman. Oh, the relief that he just wanted to sell something to me! 8-/
I love the Lily portrait too!

I think this might be the best one!!! Lol

December 29, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterGinger H

This still makes me laugh! Well done, john (thoJ)!

December 29, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterlisadh

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