Winter Blunderland
December 11, 2017 Those bell things
;)
Are they listing?
Yellow snow
;)
Stomach's twisting
Unusual sight
;)
He's happy tonight
Gawking in a winter blunderland.
Gone awaaay
is the bluebird
;)
In his plaaace
is a reinturd
My feeling is strong
;)
That this is all wrong
Gawking in a winter blunderland.
This is really quite the bug-eyed snowman!
;)
I'd just rather not see him around
He'll say, "Won't you buy me?"
I'll say, "No, man!"
;)
"You've even got the penguins feeling down!"
We should kiiill
this with fire
;)
I think thiiis
is expired
;)
The way Rudy's splayed:
;)
He may need first aid.
Gawking in a winter blunderland.
Let's sing the praises of Mike M., Lena C., Grainne A., Adam S., Tara K., Jessi C., Michael B., Kendra M., Dan E., and Amy N.
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Reader Comments (31)
Marvelously perfect parody song, horrible cakes!
Jen, this is your best yet! :)
Excellent song along with those...creations! I wouldn't have been able to identify what some of them were supposed to be without the lyrics, and I'm still stumped on #5. Anyone else have any ideas? I mean, besides piles of intestines and a pile of poo. And poor, dejected penguin, I almost want to give him a hug! Except he looks too sticky.
BRAVA SHARYN...I prefer your version of this holiday melody! I'll be singing "Gawking in a Winter Blunderland" all day. "
Brilliant then...and still brilliant now! Thanks, all!
Incredible! Awesome lyrics to go with the blunders.
This got me chuckling anew.
I thought Rudy was a Christmas rat with a hat.
Those are breath takingly HORRID. But.. they made me laugh!!
Who sang that out loud? ::raises hand::
This was brilliant!
That was perfect! You should write for Garth Brooks! Or Hanson. Or The 3 Tenors.
Is that penguin's tie made of... toothpaste?
That song was sheer genius. My hat's off to you, Sharyn.
I think we should come up with a new name for the reinturds. Poo-dolph sounds appropriate, don't you think?
After seeing the Gingerbread Man (OH MAN!), Frosty is impressed and Penguin is feeling inadequate. Bless em.
All I can figure out for #5 is that perhaps Poo-dolph had done a fly-over.
Love the poor penguins. That was the perfect, unexpected line. Brilliant.
I think the pink blobs on the red cake are Christmas trees with gold stars on top, but the brown pile is a mystery. Looks like some bad dog owner failed to clean up. The wreckorator must surely be color blind.
Brilliant.
Did anyone else sing along? Because I sang along and it was perfect!
I loved "we should kiiiill this with fire!" :)
I’m still awake! I thought the thing at the end was a rat, too. Why a pile of poo on the red cake? Ewww
Rudolph looks like he got flattened by a steamroller. Wow and the depressed penguins need an escape plan before that scary looking snowman gives them all a horrible fright. Lol tried to sing but I am sick so had to whisper it.
Hey, it's Wheezy from Toy Story! LOL HIlarious!
BF is wondering what Im snickering about.
OMG!!🤣
OMG! You're gooood!
I'm laughing out loud and people in the tram are looking funny at me...
Not suitable for public transport hahaha
Another brilliant post, Sharyn. The lyrics go perfectly with the wrecks.
Am I the only one who finds the penguin cute in a sad way?
I sang alone here! LOL
I really shouldn't try to read this while my students are taking a test. Smothering giggles rarely works!
You are a GENIUS! I tell you: A GENIUS! Thanks for the laugh (again).
[stands up and cheers]
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. And, by the way, photo number one is a Christmas Lungs cake.
Bet you can't un-see that. Heh.
Wow, that's quite the…bow tie on the gingerbread man.
I'm in a concert on Sunday that has a sing-along portion. Alas, we are not doing "Winter Wonderland" where I could sneak in these lyrics to the audience.